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Facebook is down look busy elsewhere

Started by Trivial, October 04, 2021, 10:43:29 PM

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October 04, 2021, 10:43:29 PM
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Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

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October 04, 2021, 10:46:37 PM
Instagram and whatsapp are also down. 

Facebook has been glitch and unstable for a couple of weeks.  My guess is they upgraded their snitchbots and crashed themselves.
Molon Lube

Trivial

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October 04, 2021, 11:05:34 PM
The same thing that borked the external site also borked the internal stuff, so no one who works at facebook can communicate with their coworkers.  Also, their locks the offices are IoT so no one is getting in.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

#3
October 04, 2021, 11:30:31 PM
Quote from: Trivial on October 04, 2021, 11:05:34 PM
The same thing that borked the external site also borked the internal stuff, so no one who works at facebook can communicate with their coworkers.  Also, their locks the offices are IoT so no one is getting in.

This is sort of like the Apollo Mission level of incompetence.
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Cain

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October 05, 2021, 01:17:28 AM
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

The Commander

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October 05, 2021, 06:37:49 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2021, 01:17:28 AM
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

It might be more efficient to use tin cans connected by strings.

The Commander
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Cramulus

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October 05, 2021, 08:28:43 PM
YO I HEARD FACEBOOK TANKED THIER OWN STOCKS ON PURPOSE IN ORDER TO DISTRACT THE MEDIA FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWERS FILM AT 11 TWEET ME BACK
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