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DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.

Started by Doktor Howl, June 18, 2013, 09:20:43 PM

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Freeky

#30
June 19, 2013, 07:55:18 PM
Dude.  That's FUCKED. 

LMNO

#31
June 19, 2013, 08:24:02 PM
Vengeance.





ALL THE UPPER DECKING!

Doktor Howl

#32
June 19, 2013, 08:24:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 19, 2013, 08:24:02 PM
Vengeance.





ALL THE UPPER DECKING!

This.  This is appropriate.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#33
June 19, 2013, 08:37:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 07:07:19 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 19, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THROW ROCKS AND STEP ON ROCKS AND WEAR TRAUMATIZED ROCKS IN JEWELRY LIKE SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE TROPHIES AND DRIVE CARS ON LITTLE BABY ROCKS AND I...I....AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Q. G. Pennyworth

#34
June 19, 2013, 08:47:51 PM
shrimp in the air vents.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#35
June 19, 2013, 08:49:31 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#36
June 19, 2013, 09:19:05 PM
Because if they walk out they lose their jobs. And this stupid thing is just one more stupid thing of which there will be more so . . . might as well get used to it? And start a rotation for upper decking all the toilets daily? :D
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#37
November 13, 2021, 02:23:20 AM
Bump for use in the new book
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