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Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2013, 07:55:18 pm »
Dude.  That's FUCKED. 

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Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2013, 08:24:02 pm »
Vengeance.





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Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2013, 08:24:22 pm »
Vengeance.





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This.  This is appropriate.
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« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2013, 08:37:23 pm »
Can you imagine how things would be if everything was done RIGHT???

No.  No, I can't.

Yeah, I don't really have a frame of reference for that either.

What can you expect?  You traumatize your crystals.  This was bound to happen.

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Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2013, 08:47:51 pm »
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« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2013, 08:49:31 pm »
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Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2013, 09:19:05 pm »
Because if they walk out they lose their jobs. And this stupid thing is just one more stupid thing of which there will be more so . . . might as well get used to it? And start a rotation for upper decking all the toilets daily? :D
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Re: DON'T ASK ME, I JUST PUSH THE BROOM.
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2021, 02:23:20 am »
Bump for use in the new book
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