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A Model of an Immortal Elite, Method of Obtaining Slack
ArchangelIdiotis:
If astral travel is possible, post death astral control may be also. I suspect reincarnation only happens as guided by conscious sentient beings, by intelligences keeping things under control, or by beings to have learned post death astral control wanting to reincarnate with past life recall. If no intermediary, I suspect astral ghosts just linger on.
Terence McKenna and others have speculated that the chimpanzee fossil transition happened because of foraging chimps coming across hallucinogenic mushrooms. My theory is that the upswing in love induced by the shrooms taught the chimps not only astral control, but also prophecy. Love is simple and nonimpulsive, "creative" because not conditioned by anything into an instinctive reaction. I believe a significant upswing in non impulsive energy provides the ability to trace causality.
The chimpanzees before fire would have encountered adrenaline filled blood in the raw meat. Adrenaline is in blood when fear causes the organism to secrete it. This could have addicted the old astral forms into demanding blood sacrifices as "the gods".
An addiction to blood, and love the source of the immortal elite's power structure. No matter how much love the post chimps obtained, their hearts may have only focused on their families and social cliches. By now, they have had so many thousands of years to prepare if invaded in too rambunctious a manner the elite would have prophesied for thousands of years where to put the various sections and subsections of their immortal military.
It may be possible for our vampire overlords to extract adrenaline directly from blood by psychic means, or through self hypnosis to produce it internally.
To obtain slack, it may be advisable to "suck up to" the elite by earning loyalty to the existing power structure and its actual top. I would advise only assisting a territory that doesn't invade the elite. Solve global warming, veganism, communal living... (edit: I almost extracted this vampire joke about sucking up like sucking blood because in poor taste if the vampires weren't real...)
To obtain slack, learn how to prophecy and how to scry. After learning to astral travel, and network from the astral plane.
To learn to astral travel, since you dream what you think before sleeping, write a few paragraphs before going to bed about astral travel and lucid dreaming, every night until you astral travel. To dedicate yourself in your efforts, practice telepathy by attempting to transmit to close friends and loved ones such thoughts as, I am going to touch my nose. Confirm out loud you knew I was going to do that. until a confirmed telepathic dialog is started.
Once you have a network of at least two, at least one astral traveler, have the astral traveler travel into the other friend's brain and extract all fear. Fearless friend should try to prophecy, astral friend should continue extracting all fear and program in an identification of success. If prophetic talent results, use the same method to scry the answer to slack-obtaining questions:
1) What is the fairest possible we two can achieve?
2) What is the highest on loyalty we two can score by the immortal vampire elite?
3) What is the most pleasure we two can realistically obtain?
4) What is the most freedom we two can achieve, and trigger in others?
The answer to question 2 may seem unimportant, but loyalty to the elite may be available by fair methodology, and translate to slack provided by the immortals to achieve serious goals.
altered:
Uh oh! Red flags!
Calling it now: 5 posts or less. Paging Doktor Howl, Doktor Howl to the surgery room...
Doktor Howl:
--- Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on April 02, 2022, 04:35:12 pm ---To obtain slack, it may be advisable to "suck up to" the elite by earning loyalty to the existing power structure and its actual top
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That is in fact how you get anti-Slack and go to normal boring hell.
Doktor Howl:
--- Quote from: altered on April 02, 2022, 07:00:36 pm ---Uh oh! Red flags!
Calling it now: 5 posts or less. Paging Doktor Howl, Doktor Howl to the surgery room...
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Relax, it's just pinealism again. Only with Anne Rice stapled to the front of it.
chaotic neutral observer:
--- Quote from: ArchangelIdiotis on April 02, 2022, 04:35:12 pm ---The chimpanzees before fire would have encountered adrenaline filled blood in the raw meat. Adrenaline is in blood when fear causes the organism to secrete it. This could have addicted the old astral forms into demanding blood sacrifices as "the gods".
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Naw. Adrenaline-soaked meat is tough and tasteless, and blood ain't never good. Y'know why the ancients gave blood to their gods? So they could keep the good bits of the sacrifice for themselves. C.f. "The trick at Mecone".
--- Quote --- since you dream what you think before sleeping,
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Surely not. Such horrors gurgle frothily from my waking thoughts, that should they return even faintly in slumber, I would never sleep again.
That's also why I no longer attempt telepathy. It's hard to establish a genuine rapport when the slightest memetic transfer causes the other to scream uncontrollably, until they succumb to hypoxia and unconsciousness.
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