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Banned on FB again.

Started by Doktor Howl, April 27, 2022, 02:52:01 AM

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Suu

#15
August 31, 2022, 02:06:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:03:33 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2022, 03:19:25 AM
Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

Yeah, well, I just had all of my accounts deleted.

This is MY prison yard.

Well somebody needs to bake me a fucking cake with a file in it already.

But seriously tho, I am banned for 30 days every 21 days I'm free. I have no idea how the FUCK I'm even still operating an account. My main one got zapped last year, but my work one is totally fine because it just sits there and makes it look like I'm normal or some shit. I just wish FB didn't corner the "communicate with all the family" fuckery because it's very hard to keep people in the loop about Jephph when I'm not allowed on the platform. I mean, sure, I could learn to shut my mouth but where's the fun in that?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#16
August 31, 2022, 03:16:15 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2022, 02:06:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:03:33 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2022, 03:19:25 AM
Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

Yeah, well, I just had all of my accounts deleted.

This is MY prison yard.

Well somebody needs to bake me a fucking cake with a file in it already.

But seriously tho, I am banned for 30 days every 21 days I'm free. I have no idea how the FUCK I'm even still operating an account. My main one got zapped last year, but my work one is totally fine because it just sits there and makes it look like I'm normal or some shit. I just wish FB didn't corner the "communicate with all the family" fuckery because it's very hard to keep people in the loop about Jephph when I'm not allowed on the platform. I mean, sure, I could learn to shut my mouth but where's the fun in that?

I am never going back.  It's a huge time suck, and I am absolutely weary of their dumbass bots.

That being said, I was guilty as sin this time.
Molon Lube

Suu

#17
August 31, 2022, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 03:16:15 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2022, 02:06:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:03:33 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2022, 03:19:25 AM
Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

Yeah, well, I just had all of my accounts deleted.

This is MY prison yard.

Well somebody needs to bake me a fucking cake with a file in it already.

But seriously tho, I am banned for 30 days every 21 days I'm free. I have no idea how the FUCK I'm even still operating an account. My main one got zapped last year, but my work one is totally fine because it just sits there and makes it look like I'm normal or some shit. I just wish FB didn't corner the "communicate with all the family" fuckery because it's very hard to keep people in the loop about Jephph when I'm not allowed on the platform. I mean, sure, I could learn to shut my mouth but where's the fun in that?

I am never going back.  It's a huge time suck, and I am absolutely weary of their dumbass bots.

That being said, I was guilty as sin this time.

COME TO TWITTER.

Also, what did you do exactly?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#18
September 01, 2022, 12:46:03 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2022, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 03:16:15 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2022, 02:06:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:03:33 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 30, 2022, 03:19:25 AM
Bruh I never get a 24 hr ban. It's always 30 days and Zucc fucks my mother.

Yeah, well, I just had all of my accounts deleted.

This is MY prison yard.

Well somebody needs to bake me a fucking cake with a file in it already.

But seriously tho, I am banned for 30 days every 21 days I'm free. I have no idea how the FUCK I'm even still operating an account. My main one got zapped last year, but my work one is totally fine because it just sits there and makes it look like I'm normal or some shit. I just wish FB didn't corner the "communicate with all the family" fuckery because it's very hard to keep people in the loop about Jephph when I'm not allowed on the platform. I mean, sure, I could learn to shut my mouth but where's the fun in that?

I am never going back.  It's a huge time suck, and I am absolutely weary of their dumbass bots.

That being said, I was guilty as sin this time.

COME TO TWITTER.

Also, what did you do exactly?

I am on Twitter.  @CaptainPike3.

But Twitter kinda bores me.

Anyway, I found a White Christian Nationalist page and drowned them in Dutch scat porn until the bots got me.

I knew it was against the rules; I did it anyway.  I'm a criminal.
Molon Lube

Suu

#19
September 01, 2022, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2022, 12:46:03 AM


Anyway, I found a White Christian Nationalist page and drowned them in Dutch scat porn until the bots got me.

I knew it was against the rules; I did it anyway.  I'm a criminal. BIG DAMN HERO.

fixt.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
September 13, 2022, 08:32:25 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#21
September 15, 2022, 08:01:24 PM
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

#22
September 15, 2022, 10:25:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 15, 2022, 08:01:24 PM
Russia isn't feeling very well these days.   :lulz:


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