Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.

[Doktor Howl]

Account deleted by Zuckerbots.

[Faust]

Any other accounts on the go? I fully deleted my account a few weeks ago after leaving it deactivated for over a year. Glad to be rid of it

[Doktor Howl]

Any other accounts on the go? I fully deleted my account a few weeks ago after leaving it deactivated for over a year. Glad to be rid of it

Ima miss my trekkie friends.

That's about it.

All my sock accounts evaporated, too.  Now they want a copy of my drivers license to get on a new account.

And we all know how much Zuck can be trusted with that sort of info.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Account deleted by Zuckerbots.

Yeah, I was just looking for you there.



So what was the perceived offense? Did you flatten some fuckwit, or did the AI there find some old image with an ass or something from ten years ago?

Facebook sucks even more today than it did yesterday..

[chaotic neutral observer]

All my sock accounts evaporated, too.  Now they want a copy of my drivers license to get on a new account.

And we all know how much Zuck can be trusted with that sort of info.

Malevolent autocracy is my least favourite 'cracy.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You could probably make an account using TOR or library wifi or something.
Might not be worth the effort, though.
Then again, making ZuckerBorg look like an idiot is ALWAYS a good thing.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

what did you DO

[Doktor Howl]

what did you DO

I got ahold of a page full of people that think Trump should be installed for life.

Scat porn bombing may have been involved.

And apparently, I had run out of chances.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

what did you DO

I got ahold of a page full of people that think Trump should be installed for life.

Scat porn bombing may have been involved.

And apparently, I had run out of chances.

well at least you changed their minds in the process

[Doktor Howl]

what did you DO

I got ahold of a page full of people that think Trump should be installed for life.

Scat porn bombing may have been involved.

And apparently, I had run out of chances.

well at least you changed their minds in the process

Well, yes.  If you count scarring as "changed".

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That's a Valhalla worthy death. All Hail.
Or maybe not. Its possible they secretly LIKED it - after all, they're magats.
But they still have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of fapping to POOMP. So either way, it's impressive.

[Doktor Howl]

That's a Valhalla worthy death. All Hail.
Or maybe not. Its possible they secretly LIKED it - after all, they're magats.
But they still have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of fapping to POOMP. So either way, it's impressive.

One day I will learn some restraint.

But today is not that day.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NO. Facebook is no loss, really. Keep shitting that hate. 
And if you want to contact someone there, a lot of us still have accounts.
For now, at least.

[Cain]

End of an era.

Not that I think Facebook is too long for this world anyway. I mean, I don't see it dying right away, but I think five years time there'll be significant drop-off in users.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Agreed. People will eventually get tired of the constant suspensions, spying, datamining, annoying AF new "features", glitchiness, ads, the way it slows your shit down so you have to restart your whole computer, etc. ad infinitum. The only thing it ever had going for it was convenience: everybody's there. But those days are on the way out.