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How to Survive Camping

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Suu (parody account):
This is a series of creepyposts on Reddit that's a few years old, but it's pretty much what it's like camping in Rhode Island over the summer or just Tucson on a Tuesday. The bottom of the post links to the next one. 100% worth the read.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/clp5h4/how_to_survive_camping/

chaotic neutral observer:
Thanks for posting that, it's a good read.


--- Quote from: Kate, Campground Manager ---This is why I liked the old sheriff. He took care of things. While I relied on rituals and appeasements, he believed in assault rifles and gasoline. And sure, gunfire isnít going to kill everything - or most things, if weíre being honest - but nothing, human or otherwise, likes being shot. Itíd knock a lot of things down and after that, well, thatís what the gasoline is for.

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Suu (parody account):

--- Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 23, 2022, 05:09:22 pm ---Thanks for posting that, it's a good read.


--- Quote from: Kate, Campground Manager ---This is why I liked the old sheriff. He took care of things. While I relied on rituals and appeasements, he believed in assault rifles and gasoline. And sure, gunfire isnít going to kill everything - or most things, if weíre being honest - but nothing, human or otherwise, likes being shot. Itíd knock a lot of things down and after that, well, thatís what the gasoline is for.

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I'm 90% sure Kate is related to Dok Howl with her penchant for storytelling.

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