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WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« on: October 22, 2022, 04:22:04 pm »
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2022, 08:14:46 pm »
Oh no, it was me. I've been periodically invoking your name for years now, out of fucking spite. You call this slumlording a place? You didn't even hire a "maintenance" guy who seems to only use his keys to steal our soda. AND the air conditioning still works. Honestly, I'd think you had actually hired caretakers who believe in the decency and survivability of these forums if I didn't know everyone around here had long ago stopped believing in anything but The End, With A Smile.

Disgusting, really.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2022, 03:08:20 am »
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.
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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2022, 03:54:39 am »
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.

At least they had the decency to make a clean break with Dok.

They're just FUCKING with you. Nobody would blame you for Mysticwicksing FB.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2022, 05:46:43 am »
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2022, 12:23:41 pm »
All the years I've been on fb and I missed it.
My life there is wasted. But I knew that.
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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2022, 09:33:18 pm »
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.

At least they had the decency to make a clean break with Dok.

They're just FUCKING with you. Nobody would blame you for Mysticwicksing FB.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2022, 03:39:58 pm »
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.
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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2022, 08:41:08 pm »
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.

I have an entire litany of them, starting with my admittedly wise decision to scramble the other account years ago. But for the sake of decency and brevity, you should go first.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2022, 05:11:16 am »
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.

I have an entire litany of them, starting with my admittedly wise decision to scramble the other account years ago. But for the sake of decency and brevity, you should go first.

Twid never finished his Waffles comes to America story.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2022, 01:21:22 am »
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.

How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2022, 12:10:12 am »
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.

How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?

Um.

Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic.  The ocean is not safe.  Cooking is definitely not safe.  You managed to do both.
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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2022, 05:55:16 pm »
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.

How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?

Um.

Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic.  The ocean is not safe.  Cooking is definitely not safe.  You managed to do both.

I find that greatly relieving. My only concern is that I am NO LONGER at the peak of my profession.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2022, 05:56:27 pm »
As for Twid, I'll send a message.

Like an actual message, not a kneecapping or a bastinado. I like Twid.

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Re: WHO DARES DISTURB MY ANCIENT SLEEP?
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2022, 03:05:03 am »
As for Twid, I'll send a message.

Like an actual message, not a kneecapping or a bastinado. I like Twid.

So do I, but you gotta be firm.  Spare the rod, spoil the bog-hopper.
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