Elon Musk to Purchase Niche Fetish Site PrincipiaDiscordia.com for Record $16

[tyrannosaurus vex]

It's true, I saw it in the news

[Cain]

I heard he'd institute felchies for $8

[altered]

I heard he'd institute felchies for $8

Oh fuck. He's going to bring rong back? Say it ain't so.

[Cain]

There'll be a vote on it.

[altered]

Time to spool up my peedee bots to fuck the polling up.

[Faust]

It wasn't about the money. I said I didn't think much of him, once, in passing here. Well a manhole cover slid open and out he popped looking heartbroken. He's been showing up at my home begging me to hang out, look at his jacket etc.
It's become a neusance, I agreed to sell him the site on the condition he stops begging me to like him

[altered]

He'll never stop. Which you and I both know is a breach of contract, but he doesn't know what that is.

[Cain]

You should have at least held out to where he turned up to your house with his own sink.

[chaotic neutral observer]

He'll never stop. Which you and I both know is a breach of contract, but he doesn't know what that is.

If you'd said that a week or two ago, I might have doubted you.

But Elon, with his own words, has convinced me that he is utterly incompetent when it comes to management, software development, or running a social media company, and that he is blissfully unaware of that incompetence.

Why shouldn't he be ignorant of basic law as well?

[chaotic neutral observer]

So, when Elon switches PD to a pay-per-post model, where are we remaining denizens exodizing to?

himeobs.org seems like a lovely candidate, and I suspect that one of you already owns it.  And if not, well, party-crashing is a discordian tradition.

[altered]

He'll never stop. Which you and I both know is a breach of contract, but he doesn't know what that is.

If you'd said that a week or two ago, I might have doubted you.

But Elon, with his own words, has convinced me that he is utterly incompetent when it comes to management, software development, or running a social media company, and that he is blissfully unaware of that incompetence.

Why shouldn't he be ignorant of basic law as well?

Oh, I have something good for you. https://twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/status/1594371817107505154

[Faust]

You should have at least held out to where he turned up to your house with his own sink.

This is the equivalent  of gamer culture where they get a cowboy hat, pipe or other prop to carry around with them, desperate for someone to ask about it

[chaotic neutral observer]

Oh, I have something good for you. https://twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/status/1594371817107505154

Sweet merciless Goddess.  He's making the kinds of mistakes I would expect if someone was promoted into upper management fresh out of college.

[Cain]

You should have at least held out to where he turned up to your house with his own sink.

This is the equivalent  of gamer culture where they get a cowboy hat, pipe or other prop to carry around with them, desperate for someone to ask about it

Oh yes. Given how many of them are fans of declaring things "cringe", so many of fans somehow don't see this behaviour as absolutely cringeworthy.

[Cain]

Oh, I have something good for you. https://twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/status/1594371817107505154

Sweet merciless Goddess.  He's making the kinds of mistakes I would expect if someone was promoted into upper management fresh out of college.

He seems to think that because Twitter is HQ'd in California, California labour laws apply globally.

Which is, uh, an interesting legal interpretation, as my solicitor friends would say.