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Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Doktor Howl:
This is a work in progress, feel free to add relevant bits.
1. Never interrupt Americans, because they WILL get in a land war in Asia.
2. Never outnumber Ukrainians.
3. See that Yemeni shitting into the commander's hatch of your shiny M1A2? That's as close as you're gonna get to an offer of armistice.
4. Human wave attacks aren't what they used to be.
5. Everything you spent the last century learning about war is now wrong.
6. It's not about the money now. Now it's about spite and ancient butthurt on the part of anyone.
7. Never tell an Armenian or an Azerbajani to be patient.
8. Never assume that Chechnya is on anyone's side. Even their own.
9. Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.
10. Scholz is a punk.
More to follow.
Cain:
The "Foreign Legion" is always a propaganda op. No exceptions.
Anna Mae Bollocks:
--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 am ---2. Never outnumber Ukrainians.
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Never piss off Ukrainians, period. They Do Not GAF.
TW:
https://ibb.co/n1DKNPN
Cramulus:
--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 am ---9. Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.
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:mittens:
Doktor Howl:
--- Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 02, 2023, 04:41:31 pm ---
--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 am ---2. Never outnumber Ukrainians.
--- End quote ---
Never piss off Ukrainians, period. They Do Not GAF.
TW:
https://ibb.co/n1DKNPN
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That's like something out of Munchkin
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