I wonder if the kid will collect a reward for his/her actions leading up to the arrest of the wanted man.
That would be incredibly stupid, even by American standards.
Of course, you intended the remark tongue-in-cheek; but, Brother Mythos, in order to be funny, an attempted witticism must have at least some kernel of truth or bearing on reality--and you have failed in that respect.
When one considers that the other victim in this shooting was the
child's mother, one wonders what kind of person would consider this a joking matter...