It's The New New Jersey Drone Conspiracy!

[Abbot Mythos]

I've already posted about this on some of the political threads. But, I think this thing has grown to the point where it deserves its own dedicated topic.

So, first of all, I would like to stress that this "drone conspiracy" thingy is centered in New Jersey. Now, I do realize that my statement of fact might not be particularly meaningful to those of you who do not live in New Jersey. And, it probably means nothing at all to those of you who have, fortunately for yourselves, never even been to New Jersey. But, it is a major factor in this "drone conspiracy" thingy just the same.

Anyway, here's one of the 'Merican Gubernment's latest responses to The New New Jersey Drone Conspiracy:    Mayorkas says New Jersey drones could be 'a case of mistaken identity'

Now, I've been saying this all along. It's more likely that those "drones" are really black helicopters. And, those black helicopters just might be flying out of For Dix, New Jersey.

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New Jersey Drones - According to the BBC, they're not just in New Jersey:

"What we know about the mysterious drones buzzing over New Jersey"

As per this BBC article:

"In late November, the United States Air Force also confirmed that unidentified drones were spotted over three US airbases in the UK: RAF Lakenheath and RAF Mildenhall in Suffolk and RAF Feltwell in Norfolk.

UK defence sources told the BBC that suspicion had fallen on a "state actor" being responsible for the incursions."

Here's the link:   What The BBC Says They Knows About The Mysterious New Jersey Drones

Well ... if these things were spotted above 'Merican airbases in the UK, they're probably just black helicopters. I'll have to do some more research on the subject, but as far as I know, black helicopters are strictly a 'Merican thing.

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I found this article on The New New Jersey Drone Conspiracy to be particularly amusing:

"'Clown': MAGA fans outraged as ex-GOP lawmaker poses theory about mystery drones"

As per this article:

"Former Republican Representative Adam Kinzinger of Illinois said on Sunday that he knows what the mystery drones actually are, prompting MAGA outrage.

Kinzinger, who recently hit Donald Trump with a challenge of his own after the president-elect said Kinzinger should be jailed, told CNN on Sunday that the "drones" people are seeing are just airplanes. The drones have been reported across the Northeastern part of the United States.

"I've spent the last couple of days looking at every one of these videos, every video I have seen on Twitter, and on the Internet are all airplanes," the ex-lawmaker and pilot said on CNN. "They're literally all airplanes."
 
And, further along in this article:

"Conservative political commentator, lawyer, and social media influencer Rogan O'Handley, known better by his social media handle DC Draino, said, "Oh look - The guy who lied (and cried) about J6 now wants us to believe what he says about the NJ drones."

"If Adam Kinzinger says they're just airplanes then I now definitively know they are anything except airplanes," O'Handley said.

"Look who is pissed, the MAGAs. Somehow this is political. They are MAD it's not Iran or aliens," Kinzinger said in response to the outrage."

Here's the link:   MAGAts Outraged Ex-GOP Lawmaker Said Mystery Drones Are Just Airplanes

Now, it would appear the MAGAts and I share a profound interest in conspiracy theories, but for vastly different reasons.

So, I can't help but wonder what the MAGAts will think when they hear the rumor I recently heard about TSF's Unelected Co-president Elmo the Oligarch (UCEO) actually being the one behind all of these alleged "drone sightings." I don't remember the specifics, as I was doing something important at the time, but the rumor I heard had something to do with the UCEO wanting to drastically increase funding for NASA so that the Mystery Drone/UFO/Aliens/Mars Conspiracy would be very thoroughly investigated, or some such.

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This wanker ran for governor of my state two years ago. Fortunately, he lost. So, this silliness from him doesn't surprise me:

"'Are You Stupid?' MAGA State Senator Gets Destroyed Over Stunning Tweet Mistaking Giant Star Wars Prop For Captured Drone"

As per this article:

"Trump-endorsed gubernatorial loser and current State Sen. Doug Mastriano (R-PA) was widely mocked on X/Twitter over a post mistaking a TIE fighter for a captured drone.

On Monday, President-elect Donald Trump joined the long list of people concocting wild theories about the mysterious drones whose sightings have alarmed residents in New Jersey and all over the East Coast. At a press conference in West Palm Beach, Florida, he went on a rant about the drones in which he suggested President Joe Biden is concealing the truth about them.

Hours later,  Mastriano metaphorically asked Trump to hold his beer (or Bespin Fizz, as the case may be) with a post in which he ranted about the drones and included a photo of a full-scale TIE fighter on a flatbed truck with the headline "Breaking News: Crashed drone in Orange Beach retrieved from water, and taken to undisclosed location for further investigation":

It is inconceivable that the federal government has no answers nor has taken any action to get to the bottom of the unidentified drones. The fecklessness of this administration was on display last year when a Chinese surveillance balloon was allowed to fly over the entire... pic.twitter.com/qWqyH3dnkI 

— Senator Doug Mastriano (@SenMastriano) December 16, 2024"

Here's the link:    One of The Republicult's ™ Finest Doesn't Know Big Star Wars Prop Isn't a Real Flyable Drone

So, Pennsylvania State Senator Doug Mastriano should be a lock to play Jar Jar Binks, when the inevitable Star Wars pre sequel starring that character begins production.

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There are so many yahoos in The Republicult™ that I really haven't paid much attention to this particular one. But, she's obviously trying to change that:

"Nancy Mace Can't Rule Out Drones From 'Outer Space'"

She's always looking for attention.

Here's the link:   Republicult™ Star Can't Rule Out Drones From 'Outer Space'

Well ... I don't claim to be an expert on "Drones From 'Outer Space'," but I think we can safely rule out the ones currently being seen as belonging to the Harvesters. I mean, what with Independence Day having been a documentary and all, the Harvesters' space ships are really, really big, and pretty easy to spot from a distance. And besides that, the Harvesters always make personal appearances.

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I feel better already, as the Trump Admin Says Mystery Drones Were Authorized: 'Not The Enemy'

And, if you can't trust them, who can you trust?