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How best to describe Discordianism to the unaware?

Started by Patron Saint, December 17, 2012, 05:59:09 AM

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How best to describe Discordianism to the unaware?

Don't.
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just be the apologia you wish to see in the world
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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

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Pandemonium

Turns around, quickly doodling goatse onto a post it note before folding it in half and handing it to them.

Here is the answer that you seek.

"I.. is that goatse? I don't understand."

Excellent, you are beginning to understand.

"No, I...What does it mean?"

Sighs and jabs finger at the anus.

I'M SAYING TO FIND THE ANSWER ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK INSIDE OF YOURSELF

".....What?"

Leans in, voice barely a whisper

Look buddy if I have to take you into the bathroom and dig out the answer for you I will.

Leans back, smiling

I'll even leave you a red rose when I'm done so you'll never forget, and have to ask me again.

"......"

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This is how I answer approximately half of all the questions I'm asked.


Yes I carry around some post it notes and a pen or pencil at all times just for this.





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Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.

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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious

Scribbly

This thread is so much concentrated cringe it is banned under the geneva convention.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.