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communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« on: September 04, 2023, 03:01:56 am »
In a trance in which I was connected to the higher plane of existence (which coincidentally only happens when I smell that lovely Gorilla Glue in the tool chest), I communed with Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, the most holy. It was then I had an Epiphany:
"Is devotion to a Goddess of Chaos in itself anti-chaos? Does devotion to a figurehead not imply an order, a hierarchy of some sort?"
Her voice filled my mind, and her words echoed in my very being:
"Ok you fucking loser"
After throwing up 2 times in the bathtub and 3 more times in front of my couch, I realized that I must spread these words of wisdom.
Surely, they must resonate with wise scholars such as yourselves. 
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Re: communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2023, 11:54:41 pm »
The Goddess has revealed to me my Holy Name:
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Re: communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2023, 08:34:54 am »
The edge is so sharp it tore open a portal in the space time continuem and escaped 2005
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Re: communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2023, 10:33:07 pm »
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Re: communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2023, 10:42:07 pm »
The edge is so sharp it tore open a portal in the space time continuem and escaped 2005
Back before the internet sucked ass. God bless tech monopolies for shrinking the web to primarily 4 websites.

On a tangentially related note, I was on my state's voter registration site and it had that glorious "this website was meant for computers from 1997" border. Any other burgerlanders relate?
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Re: communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2023, 10:42:52 pm »
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