The Best Christmas Gifts for the MAGAts on Your List

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First off, here's a special Christmas gift for some of the toddlers on your list. You can give this very appropriate gift to the little ones who you already know are going to grow up following in their MAGAt parents' footsteps.

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For the MAGAts on you list who are into wearing those stylish, not to mention life-affirming, AR-15 pins, there are these lovely Trump Commemorative Cuffs: 





They're also available in "Original (silver tone)," but everyone knows TFG would choose to wear the "Gold-plated" version shown above, if actually given the choice. And, the "Actual Size" shown in the image above "... are sized for our former president's notoriously tiny hands." As an added bonus, "50% of profits from the sales of this pin are donated to local bail funds." 

You can buy them here for $ 16.95:   Trump Commemorative Cuffs (Actual Size)

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For those looking to give the full of it MAGAts on their list a more practical gift, there's this essential item:





It's advertised to be "The Holy Grail of Donald Trump Toilet Paper. There is None Better Out There." And, this claim may even be true, as it's the only TFG toilet paper I've seen that's 3-ply, and comes in its own gift box.

It is pricey, but it can be purchased here:   TFG TP

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For the older spawn of the MAGAt parents on you list, you may wish to consider giving this classic LEGO set:





This historically accurate representation of the events of January 6th will keep the older children busy. And, it will be a reminder to everyone in their household to stay in contact with, and continue to support their MAGAt friends and family who are still doing hard time in The Big House for their participation in this patriotic adventure for the continuation of democracy.

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Due to the popularity of the Barbie movie, a number of new Barbie dolls have been commissioned. And, of course, every MAGAt parent would be proud to have one of their favorite MAGAt congresswomen be their daughter's, or daughters', role model. So, this one, from the "Politician Barbie Series," is sure to be a bigly hit among both the girls who receive them, and their MAGAt parents:





Please note: This package does not included any firearms in its already ample accessories package. However, a stylish assortment of firearms is available, and can be purchased separately.

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Here's another new Barbie doll from the "Politician Barbie Series." Once again, the likeness of a favorite MAGAt congresswoman is honored:





Please Note:   Although this package does, of course, include the weapon appropriate for Pipe Bomber Barbie^TM, it does not included any of the firearms a true role-model, MAGAt politician would also be packing for this, or any other occasion. However, a stylish assortment of firearms, as well as additional pipe bombs, are available separately to fully accessorize any and all of the dolls in this soon to be classic new series.

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Here's another practical gift for the adult MAGAts on your list:





It's the new iSuck Vacuum Cleaner! And, of course, like its developer, it really does suck! And, after receiving it, the grateful MAGAts on you list will swear that such a boast was not mere advertising puffery. After all, if a MAGAt won't trust a claim by TFG, who will they trust?

Here's the link:   iSuck Vacuum Cleaner

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Here's a special gift MAGAts of any age will appreciate:





Let the MAGAts on your list flaunt their dislike for Democrats with this unique gift. Let them proudly show their support for TFG by displaying this fun "Trumpinator" bobblehead with the tagline "I'll Be Back in 2024".

Here's the link:   Trumpinator Bobblehead