'Tis Another New Year and Season of Chaos!

[Abbot Mythos]

Yes, 'tis now the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3191, and the first day of another new Season of Chaos. 

Last year was memorable, but I suspect we ain't seen nothin' yet! So, perhaps 'tis also time to turn to The Book of Uterus of The Honest Book of Truth and reread what paragraphs 1 through 4 have to say about why "Everything broke loose," as it is duly documented for eternal remembrance in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!