'Tis the Season of Discord

[Abbot Mythos]

'Tis the beginning of the season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190.

'Tis once again the season when we of our faithlessness are to be reminded, "And therein emerged the Active Force of Discord, the Subtle Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao, to guide Everything along the Path back to Oblivion - that it might not become lost among Precepts of Order in the Region of Thud." And, thus this doctrinal Discordian dogma is duly documented for eternal remembrance in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia.

Hail Eris!

[Abbot Mythos]

'Tis the first day the Season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192.

Not wishing to jeopardize the treasured nonprophet status of our religious disorganization, I decline to prophesize that the Cup of the Season Discord will surely runneth over this year.

Hail Eris!

Hail Discordia!