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It's The Heritage Foundation Conspiracy Theory!

Started by Abbot Mythos, July 28, 2024, 11:36:43 PM

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The Heritage Foundation, hell-bent for establishing an authoritarian regime in the US of A, has apparently panicked after realizing the MSM coverage of the assassination attempt on TSF didn't generate a boost in his polling numbers. And so, they've resorted to this:

"Right-Wing Group Makes Questionable Claims About Man Who Shot At Donald Trump"

"The Heritage Foundation used mobile ad data to imply a conspiracy theory about Thomas Crooks, signifying a new era of political groups tracking citizens' movements."

As per this article:

"The Oversight Project — part of the powerful right-wing think tank the Heritage Foundation — claimed this week that it used mobile ad data from cell phones to track the movements of Thomas Crooks in the year leading up to his attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump at a Pennsylvania rally earlier this month.
 
"We found the assassin's connections through our in-depth analysis of mobile ad data to track movements of Crooks and his associates," the Oversight Project wrote on social media on Monday, explaining that it had identified nine "devices that were located at Crook's home and his work within the past year."
 
The organization suggested that Crooks may have had some connection to the FBI before the shooting, writing: "Someone who regularly visited Crooks home and work also visited a building in Washington, DC located in Gallery Place. This is in the same vicinity of an @FBI office on June 26, 2023. Who's device is this?""

Here's the link to this article:      The Heritage Foundation Conspiracy Theory

I thought inventing and spreading conspiracy theories was our job. But, obviously, we don't have a monopoly on this sort of thing.

Anyway, the Heritage Foundation is implying the FBI, the very same FBI that announced the reopening of the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails two weeks prior to the 2016 presidential election and threw the race in TSF's favor, is somehow now involved in a deep state conspiracy to assassinate him. Still, the Heritage Foundation neglected to report the FBI's apparent motive was a serious case of 'buyer's remorse.' And, everyone knows a believable conspiracy theory needs a believable motive.

So, I don't see this Heritage Foundation attempt gaining much traction. In the end, I think it will just be rolled into an overall 'TSF's False Flag Conspiracy Theory,' or better yet, 'The Kremlin Candidate Conspiracy Theory.'