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Unity (Hey, Louie)

Started by Doktor Howl, December 15, 2020, 06:47:08 PM

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 17, 2020, 05:10:03 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 15, 2020, 06:47:08 PM
Louie,

I keep hearing republicans crying about the continued verbal abuse from democrats/liberals/some progressives after Biden called for unity.  Well, the thing is, we didn't include them in our unity.  We united without them.  Biden may not have intended this, but Biden isn't God.  He's The Guy That Ran Against Trump, and is president simply because the alternative was so awful.

I don't WANT to unite with Proudboys.  I don't WANT to unite with Rick Warren or Rush Limbaugh, or Hannity.  I want to put them in a shipping container and drop it into the ocean off of Newfoundland.

This may sound a little over the top.  Harsh times, man.  They have had their way for too long and they have shat all over the place, and the situation with regard to them is unsalvageable.  There is nothing left to do but kick them right back up into their old man's urethra, and then have their fathers deported to any foreign land that will have them...Or maybe we can forgo all that bad noise and just ship them to the Aleutian Islands and let them have their capitalism all by themselves.  There are no trees on those islands, they won't be building any rafts to come back and give us trouble.

Then we can all smile at Joe Biden as he enters office.  No, the OTHER kind of smile.  The one that makes your poop try to run away without you.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
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You know something, I think you've just described a democracy I could actually get behind. I feel kinda dirty even just saying that but, yeah, two sections on the ballot -

A) Who is Imperial Majesty for the next term?

B) What reward do we inflict on the previous one for services rendered?

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on December 17, 2020, 04:12:25 PMThe problem is, moderate Liberals will do exactly that.  And they'll get thrashed.  Again.

Fuckin PROPHECY.
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