The Republicult™ On Parade

[Abbot Mythos]

It occurred to me that The Next Billionaire's Big Bonus would be a much more descriptive, not to mention honest, name for the sociopath-in-chief's The One Big Beautiful Bill, that is currently being worked on in the U.S. Senate.

That is all. Carry on!

[Abbot Mythos]

The sociopath-in-chief has announced a reality TV event for 2026 where the UFC will perform on the White House lawn. You can not make up stuff like this.

This almost looks like how the Roman patricians used to provide "Bread and Circuses" to their plebeians to keep them under control. I write "almost" because it's my understanding that the plebeians got their "Bread and Circuses" for free. But, under the Turd Reich, the 'Merican version of the ol' Roman plebeians must pay for everything. And, it's the oligarchs, the 'Merican version of the Roman patricians, who get all of the free rides.

[Abbot Mythos]

You can not make up stuff like this.

Today, in an extra-special episode of "Turd Reich Reality TV," a notorious, foreign war criminal endorsed the sociopath-in-chief for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I've come to realize I really am a captive member of an audience, and I'm being forced to watch a TV show I don't like, and don't want to watch, but I can't turn the nauseating thing off by myself.

[Faust]

Well, its official, your president protects pedophiles because they had the money to pay for it, and in his mind that's all that matters.

[Abbot Mythos]

Obscenely wealthy pedophiles, politically popular, genocidal war criminals, and powerful dictators who commit crimes against peace, crimes against humanity, and high volume war crimes, are all supported by the sociopath-in-chief. Because, 'Merica.

[Abbot Mythos]

It's kind of a shame that photographs of missing children aren't posted on milk cartons anymore. If they were, maybe someone might have found David Richardson, the acting director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), by now.

One would think that with over one hundred people known dead, and nearly two hundred people still missing after the flooding, a production like Turd Reich Reality TV would have wanted their boy's concerned face dominating the news cycle in the deep, deep, redneck state of Texas.

I don't know ... maybe he really took the sociopath-in-chief's directive to shut down FEMA to heart, and shut himself down. Still, I would have thought he might have, at least, turned off the lights, and locked the door to the building when he left. Or, he could have left a note, or something.

[Mandelbrot Slapper]

Well, its official, your president protects pedophiles because they had the money to pay for it, and in his mind that's all that matters.

Yep. Just like every past President & every Presidential hopeful in living memory. Just like the British royal family. The film stars & rock gods. Disney execs. BBC Djs. All at it like wrongcock rabbits.  The Vatican, the Grand Mosque &  the Great Synagogue in Jerusalem. The Dalai cunting Lama & his saffroned robed diddlers in Tibet. They've spent cemnturies demanding 6 year old boys as tribute from every family in Tibet.

If people of the world had the will to protect our kids against the evil overlords, we'd have done it a fucking long time ago.

https://youtu.be/ahzNnXex5fY

[Faust]

It happens occasionally, Montbatten got blown up for being a pedo, shame it didnt happen to him 30 years earlier, and there wasnt more will against the others.