The Republicult™ On Parade

[Abbot Mythos]

It occurred to me that The Next Billionaire's Big Bonus would be a much more descriptive, not to mention honest, name for the sociopath-in-chief's The One Big Beautiful Bill, that is currently being worked on in the U.S. Senate.

That is all. Carry on!

[Abbot Mythos]

The sociopath-in-chief has announced a reality TV event for 2026 where the UFC will perform on the White House lawn. You can not make up stuff like this.

This almost looks like how the Roman patricians used to provide "Bread and Circuses" to their plebeians to keep them under control. I write "almost" because it's my understanding that the plebeians got their "Bread and Circuses" for free. But, under the Turd Reich, the 'Merican version of the ol' Roman plebeians must pay for everything. And, it's the oligarchs, the 'Merican version of the Roman patricians, who get all of the free rides.

[Abbot Mythos]

You can not make up stuff like this.

Today, in an extra-special episode of "Turd Reich Reality TV," a notorious, foreign war criminal endorsed the sociopath-in-chief for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I've come to realize I really am a captive member of an audience, and I'm being forced to watch a TV show I don't like, and don't want to watch, but I can't turn the nauseating thing off by myself.