What One Can Do With a Small, Stolen Disco Ball

[Pope Mome Apocrypha]

Happy late Discoflux One and All, Fairest and Fallen. Any fun ideas on what to do with a small, handheld, stolen disco ball? You may consider this a thought experiment if you like, but its really I have a small, stolen disco ball, and nothing to do with it.

[Doktor Howl]

Somewhere, Abba fans are crying.   

[Faust]

Use it as a shitty dyson sphere?

[chaotic neutral observer]

Hollow it out (if necessary), then fill it with nitroglycerin?

[navkat]

If you are in possession of a disco ball of unknown provenance, you are required to fill out a chit (Form DH-1523.03-GLT) in triplicate and rend both to my department for investigation and review within 6 business days of the discovery.

However, the department is currently in full shutdown.

Please hold.