来自中国的 china-click-bait : Discodian disguised as Discodian.

[trekkies_who_any_some]

我是一个中国人
假如我准备在汉语地区传播混乱教，我需要注意什么 ？
比如要让当局认为我真的是一个傻逼或者精神病而不是真的的迪斯科迪亚人 ...
我也许和秘密会社有一点关联但更多的是纯粹中二 。
对吗 ？
否则我可能被特工秘密处决 。

Here is the English translation:

I am Chinese.
If I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?
For example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiot or mentally ill, rather than a real Discordian...
I might have a slight connection to a secret society, but it's more about being purely "chuunibyou" (eighth-grade syndrome).
Right?
Otherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.

[chaotic neutral observer]

If I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?

Why would you want to spread Discordianism?

For example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiot

Just act normally, they'll get the idea.

Otherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.

Doesn't sound like it's worth it.  Not a lot of ROI in getting secretly executed, you can't even cash in your own life insurance policy.

[trekkies_who_any_some]

  Why? This question is so hard.
  This might be considered a minor internship before formally joining the secret society.
  Master: I am a qualified applicant!!!

  1.intelligent
  2.resilient
  3.loyal
  I can use Eris to make my future boss misjudge that I possess Qualities 2 and 3. 
  Because I am willing to sacrifice myself for my boss, my boss will not sacrifice me—someone he considers one of his own—until the very last moment. He will inevitably prioritize sacrificing those so-called 'smart people' instead.
  It's so damn ironic.
 
  No landlord (actual regional controller) or compradore (actual industry controller) can refuse to have a subordinate/henchman who possesses all three of these qualities working for them. 
  This is one of my crucial performances for securing wealth and status. 

  But the biggest problem now is that I must draw an absolutely safe line to ensure that this action is interpreted correctly and not misunderstood.
  Which is to say, I am responsible to Eris, but not to his Agents.
  I am entirely beneficial, and not at all harmful, to the CCP.
  I am different from those young people who cause trouble/stir things up every day."
   哈哈 

 

[trekkies_who_any_some]

If I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?

Why would you want to spread Discordianism?

For example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiot

Just act normally, they'll get the idea.

Otherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.

Doesn't sound like it's worth it.  Not a lot of ROI in getting secretly executed, you can't even cash in your own life insurance policy.

If I were really a member of the Disco Society,
why would I expose my connection to Eris?
I should be lurking, secret...

Fortunately... I am just seeking power.

[trekkies_who_any_some]

I can use Eris to make my future boss misjudge that I possess Qualities 2 and 3. 
 

If I'm preparing to spread Discordianism in a Chinese-speaking region, what do I need to pay attention to?

Why would you want to spread Discordianism? 

For example, I need to make the authorities think I'm genuinely an idiot

Just act normally, they'll get the idea.

Otherwise, I might be secretly executed by agents.

Doesn't sound like it's worth it.  Not a lot of ROI in getting secretly executed, you can't even cash in your own life insurance policy.

Thanks, my thoughts are much clearer now.
Since my goal is to use this as a stepping stone to join just any secret society. (Essentially, fishing)
I should proselytize verbally,
doing nothing except pretending to be a Discordian and shouting slogans.
I'm just using Eris to endorse some of my actions; I'm not actually going to do anything serious. 

I could start phishing on the forum for 3 months first... If I were to carry out this operation, the earliest it could be is next year... which gives me plenty of time to carefully plan this conspiracy in detail.

[trekkies_who_any_some]

Now : Jiang Ziya fishes with a straight hook — only those who are willing will take the bait.

[Abbot Mythos]

Now : Jiang Ziya fishes with a straight hook — only those who are willing will take the bait.

That's an interesting reference.

Now, most new forum members never post at all. And, a very few new members post a little, don't get the attention they seek, and are never heard from again.

But, who knows, you're an interesting character, and you just might last around here for a while.

[trekkies_who_any_some]

I think so. I probably won't leave until I get what I want. I'm a person with strong purpose/determination.   

( 翻译 ) 我想是的 在得到我要的东西之前我可能不会走 我这个人目的性蛮强的

[Faust]

And what is that, that you are looking for?

I honestly dont know what the ccp would make of discordians but I hope it would be better the they treat the Uyghurs

[trekkies_who_any_some]

And what is that, that you are looking for?

I honestly dont know what the ccp would make of discordians but I hope it would be better the they treat the Uyghurs

Just looking for the legendary Illuminati—who knows if that thing even exists? 
It would be even better if we could take this opportunity to join a secret society.

You don't get it—even if you have 10 billion yuan, you're still just part of the middle class. As long as you don't have the guarantee of an organization, you'll never be part of the ruling class.

[trekkies_who_any_some]

And what is that, that you are looking for?

I honestly dont know what the ccp would make of discordians but I hope it would be better the they treat the Uyghurs

Uyghurs ?  Maybe you should feel more sympathy for CCP themselves—this year, the number of generals they've purged in their internal strife is already more than those who died during the war! Or so it seems... I haven't counted the specific data. 

How do they see us? I'm not sure about the proper way to gauge this question.
But what's clear is that even though we shout "Eris, Eris" every day, you and I might not be real disco people. 

Can you summon the power of the God of Chaos to strike a country? What is chaos? How to invoke chaos? How to organize chaos? NO, we know very little about this technique! 

Do we communicate with Eris through the pineal gland? Maybe, but that's only part of traditional magic... What about the connection in the real world?

[trekkies_who_any_some]

Besides, I'm not skilled in magic either. Most of the time, I can't even tell if that's a message or just my own imagination.   (´･ω･)ﾉ (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩) っ(╯° 口 °)╯︵ ┻━┻