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The Greenland Invasion Threat

Started by Abbot Mythos, January 07, 2026, 02:45:37 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 20, 2026, 07:25:40 PMSo, this thread has gone from the U.S. of A. no longer invading Greenland, to the U.S. of A. possibly invading Canada. And, this thread isn't even located on the High Weirdness Sub-board.

Well ... pardon the interruption. I'm off to the supermarket for more popcorn. Carry on.

Back in the day on PD, we had a saying about thread drift.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Abbot Mythos

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2026, 12:44:10 AM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 20, 2026, 07:25:40 PMSo, this thread has gone from the U.S. of A. no longer invading Greenland, to the U.S. of A. possibly invading Canada. And, this thread isn't even located on the High Weirdness Sub-board.

Well ... pardon the interruption. I'm off to the supermarket for more popcorn. Carry on.

Back in the day on PD, we had a saying about thread drift.
Did that saying end with "Mission Accomplished."?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 21, 2026, 01:10:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2026, 12:44:10 AM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 20, 2026, 07:25:40 PMSo, this thread has gone from the U.S. of A. no longer invading Greenland, to the U.S. of A. possibly invading Canada. And, this thread isn't even located on the High Weirdness Sub-board.

Well ... pardon the interruption. I'm off to the supermarket for more popcorn. Carry on.

Back in the day on PD, we had a saying about thread drift.
Did that saying end with "Mission Accomplished."?

No, it ended with "happens".

Because by that point, any continuing conversation was better than the usual alternative.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?