no no no....
dare him to do something cool.
like subway bombings (mass transit or sandwich shop, I don't care)
or a bioweapon release in a major city
or spamming the DHS forums with Iraqi horse porn
or something.

SORRY, CHUMP.
CHEF WILL NOT BE HARRASSING THE NORMALS. FREAKS ARE MY CHOSEN PREY.
WHEREVER THERE ARE GOTHS, NEW-AGEY TYPES, ANTI-WAR PROTESTORS, OR JUST YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY, HOME-GROWN ECCENTRICS, CHEF WILL BE THERE TO HARM THEM.
CHEF D,
FINALLY RUNNING THA SHOW.