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Stupid is as stupid does.

Started by Ben, February 10, 2005, 02:04:17 AM

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Ben

February 10, 2005, 02:04:17 AM
Let's all do stupid.
Devin,
Thinks you're all dumb and sheepish enough to get it.  Or not.
, was bourne in the year of the sheep,
pardoune my English.

Horab Fibslager

#1
February 10, 2005, 02:07:23 AM
i don't know about this aunt mae.
horab,
borderline retarded and pruod of it!
Hell is other people.

agent compassion

#2
February 10, 2005, 02:07:35 AM
::rolls up stupid and smokes him::

Mmm...smooth and flavorful.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Ben

#3
February 10, 2005, 02:13:26 AM
I won't, because I'm retarded.

Horab Fibslager

#4
February 10, 2005, 02:14:31 AM
funny i didn't realize i lived in america.

obviously everyone lives in america right?

what a mistake i've made. dear oh dear.

horab the impaler,
yes it's sexual innuendo baby.
Hell is other people.

Ben

#5
February 10, 2005, 02:23:14 AM
The Master spoke
And when spoke was broke
He found his impaling master.

Horab is Boss of Snatchistan
Me= Boss of everything
Snatcgh istan
wins.

Ah!  I'm being possessed by everything!

-->Eris<--

#6
February 10, 2005, 03:09:30 AM
Quote::rolls up stupid and smokes him::

Hey, Agent, gimme a hit of that wouldja?

:)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

agent compassion

#7
February 10, 2005, 03:11:02 AM
::passes the blunt to Eris::

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Ben

#8
February 10, 2005, 03:12:00 AM
Don't make me get intelligent!

-->Eris<--

#9
February 10, 2005, 03:15:11 AM
::passes it to Devin::

Have some stupid, you'll feel better.

:)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Ben

#10
February 10, 2005, 03:17:23 AM
I can't.  I'm suffering a stone-watch.  No, really.  I'm in mental health court.  The eye of the anti-drug war is fixed on me.  Then again, I do have test-pass kit.   Tokes!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

-->Eris<--

#11
February 10, 2005, 03:25:45 AM
Don't worry, if stupid showed up on drug screenings, only smart people would have jobs. ;)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Devin

#12
February 11, 2005, 10:42:13 PM
I don't have to have a job because I'm retarded, which smarts.  
Actually it's because I'm schizoid.  Paranoia is more intelligent than the logic of the average Joe.  And I won't have to go to war/prison either.  I won't have to join the army of DUMB because I'm a schizo.  Is there any hope for the society of DUMB?  I hope so.  People, despite their high techs, are in some ways dumber than a society of monkeys.  Monkeys have wars amongst their tribes and they don't have much in the way of industry, but then, they don't endanger their whole species, not to mention the whole world.
There are five possibilities for the fate of humankind.  One, we carry on as before with our expanding industry and major warfare, and kill ourselves off; maybe even take the world down with us.  Two, we take heed of the Christians' counsel and de-evolve back into monkeys, which would be the smart thing to do.  Three, take our smarts in the other direction towards pro-evolution to the point that we no longer have war in our genes (which might take a billion upon billions years) and industry is smart enough not to take a toll on the environment.  By then we'll be smart enough to be immortal by the way.  Four, we colonize Mars and become rich Martians who sell candy bars and no longer worry about the dying Earth because now all we worry about is the constant intense war scenario going on; everybody born on Mars is an Aries and we all eventually die at the headbutting championships.  Five, Aini succeeds at her evil plot for world domination and we all turn into pixies.
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