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Hauntings, fear, and trollzen, oh my!

Started by Ben, February 10, 2005, 03:38:43 AM

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February 10, 2005, 03:38:43 AM
We are all haunt3d.  3veryone of us.  (farts)  Haunted by farts!  Huanted by courag3.  (Go Evil!)  Haunted by the Horror that is CHEF, Tao Taco, fairies, ferries, and yes, even Devin itself.  Haunted by Iraq.  Haunted by Americans.  Haunted by vampires, werecats, and Saints.  Haunted by Eris and HER sistren.  Haunted by our very own bros.  Politicians, warriors, and old fat grannies, oh my.  Even Trollax haunts us... under the bridge he chills... thinking, waiting for the day... when he and we'll turn to stone.  How do we turn from the dark side?  We are all niggers.   How do we turn from the terror?  We are all ragheads.  What now?  How you gonna fight the war now?  The war against fear.  The war against altered thinking?  What next?  Phear the lemmings, pinko.

-->Eris<--

#1
February 10, 2005, 03:57:24 AM
Don't forget Cthulhu - he'll be miffed if you leave him out.
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Horab Fibslager

#2
February 10, 2005, 03:58:46 AM
j00 will ph34r teh cheat!







ex.a a the cheat
Hell is other people.

Ben

#3
February 10, 2005, 04:00:34 AM
Yes, even Cthulhu.  The Necronomicon, teh worst of fears.  Even when the elder God hath bunny slippers on, the fear adrenaline rises like Mercury.  Gotta love it.

Ben

#4
February 10, 2005, 04:01:46 AM
Quote from: horab the impalerj00 will ph34r teh cheat!







ex.a a the cheat
WTF?  Fear pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111eleven+

-->Eris<--

#5
February 10, 2005, 04:02:14 AM
Teh cheat pwns.  :)
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Horab Fibslager

#6
February 10, 2005, 04:02:48 AM
Quote from: Devin Harmonio
Quote from: horab the impalerj00 will ph34r teh cheat!







ex.a a the cheat
WTF?  Fear pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111eleven+

ph001! teh cheat is not a pokemon, he is a the cheat!
Hell is other people.

-->Eris<--

#7
February 10, 2005, 04:05:54 AM
Quoteph001! teh cheat is not a pokemon, he is a the cheat!

True dat.
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Pedero

#8
February 10, 2005, 04:06:50 AM
Quote from: horab the impalerph001! teh cheat is not a pokemon, he is a the cheat!

pwndization, Devin.
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Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
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A New ComIntern Division,
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Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Ben

#9
February 10, 2005, 04:08:03 AM
I pwnnnnnn j0000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!eleven eleven!

Horab Fibslager

#10
February 10, 2005, 04:09:57 AM
guess what i'm doing right now.
Hell is other people.

Ben

#11
February 10, 2005, 04:12:19 AM
I bet you're touching your ephemeral weewee.

Cain

#12
February 10, 2005, 04:03:47 PM
What trolls? :?

Horab Fibslager

#13
February 10, 2005, 05:25:26 PM
i forgot what iw as doing.

but it was probaly seksi.
Hell is other people.

DJRubberducky

#14
February 10, 2005, 05:41:35 PM
Quote from: horab the impaleri forgot what iw as doing.

but it was probaly fhqwhgads.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.
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