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zarathustrasbastardson

#15
February 12, 2005, 04:04:04 AM
"how beautiful - now i won't have to look at you ugly mutherfuckers anymore"

pretty six shit

if i aint dead now i wont say anything else

that guy who died after he said that

fuck all you all

ice cube
chaos is truth
radiate better

Hoshiko

#16
February 12, 2005, 03:39:01 PM
"I did not get my Spaghetti-Os.  I got spaghetti.  I want the press to know this." - Thomas Grasso
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

bananas are good

#17
February 12, 2005, 08:32:04 PM
"Cocaine is great!" - Len Bias

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#18
February 12, 2005, 09:58:10 PM
Noone here to bother me.  I think I'll have a bottle of wine and just a little heroin.

Janis Joplin

East Coast Hustle

#19
February 12, 2005, 11:18:18 PM
"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK

:lol:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

#20
February 12, 2005, 11:48:10 PM
rofl.


"omfg, sides

bursting


with


laughter

sooooo

funny

but laughing


hurts


soo

much.

"

-hwmdf, just before his chest cavity exploded at five hertz.
Hell is other people.

Cain

#21
February 12, 2005, 11:50:29 PM
A serious one

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man"

Che Guevara

Malaul

#22
February 13, 2005, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tontons Macouts"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK

:lol:
::snicker::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

-->Eris<--

#23
February 13, 2005, 12:04:44 AM
"This sandwich su-" Mama Cass
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

East Coast Hustle

#24
February 13, 2005, 12:09:11 AM
"Honey, what is the black guy from the Avis commercials doing at our door?" - Ron Goldman

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Malaul

#25
February 13, 2005, 12:11:48 AM
Quote from: Tontons Macouts"Honey, what is the black guy from the Avis commercials doing at our door?" - Ron Goldman

8)
youre goin to hell for that one buddy!!!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

East Coast Hustle

#26
February 13, 2005, 12:20:21 AM
good...I bet it doesn't snow much there...

:lol:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Malaul

#27
February 13, 2005, 12:29:12 AM
:lol:  :lol:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

-->Eris<--

#28
February 13, 2005, 12:36:53 AM
"Damn, I'm starving." - Karen Carpenter
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whizz
as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
so remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth - eric idle

Malaul

#29
February 13, 2005, 12:38:22 AM
I know this wa way to set up but I cant resist


Karen carpenter and momma cass would still be here if they had just SHARED that sandwich
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock
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