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Started by Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell, February 10, 2005, 06:53:55 AM

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East Coast Hustle

#60
March 29, 2005, 04:23:12 AM
de nada, 'mano.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#61
March 29, 2005, 04:44:18 AM
It's amusing because my actual last words were, "Wow, any sufficiently tentacles spheroid really is indistinGUIAAAAGGGHGHGHGH! *Gurgle* *Twitch* *Death Rattle*"

That's what my Magic 8-Ball of Time and Space tells me.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

East Coast Hustle

#62
March 29, 2005, 04:59:09 AM
does it tell you if I'm ever gonna run into that dude who still owes me 5 grand?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#63
March 29, 2005, 05:02:49 AM
Let me check...

...

If by 'run into' you mean 'run over, and then beat him to a bloody pulp,' then yes.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

East Coast Hustle

#64
March 29, 2005, 05:14:19 AM
works for me.

satisfaction is far more important than money.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Great Teacher Largo

#65
March 29, 2005, 05:40:47 AM
Is your avatar's shoelace untied?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

PopeLoUDICRUCE

#66
March 31, 2005, 09:11:57 AM
"...What we do in Life Echoes in Eternity... Strength and Honor!..." :)
Train yr brain not to stain yr heart with pain
                                         -PopeLoU-

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Great Teacher Largo

#67
March 31, 2005, 10:57:55 AM
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCE"...What we do in Life Echoes in Eternity... Strength and Honor!..." :)

Those yours?  If so, who should I send flowe-- Oh, wait... If they are... you wouldn't...

...

Brain hurt.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Finnyhaha

#68
April 04, 2005, 02:57:15 AM
Favorite last words. . .

"And God saw that everything was very good."
Bullshit makes the flowers grow.

Great Teacher Largo

#69
April 04, 2005, 03:08:49 AM
Quote from: FinnyhahaFavorite last words. . .

"And God saw that everything was very good."

God's a loony.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Finnyhaha

#70
April 04, 2005, 03:18:39 AM
And Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
-someone, somewhere, at some junction, who gives a crap
Bullshit makes the flowers grow.

Great Teacher Largo

#71
April 04, 2005, 03:57:35 AM
Quote from: FinnyhahaAnd Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
-someone, somewhere, at some junction, who gives a crap

Waldo the Sane?

You know, he lives out side the sanitarium.  He had it built.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Shaitan5

#72
April 04, 2005, 04:08:09 AM
"I will kill you one day, i will look upon your corpse and smile"
What's REALLY going on?

Great Teacher Largo

#73
April 04, 2005, 04:11:39 AM
Quote from: Shaitan5"I will kill you one day, i will look upon your corpse and smile"

Careful.  Something similar to that has been used as a Pickup line for goat defilers.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#74
April 04, 2005, 04:31:02 PM
Famous last words of Sting in Dune...



"I will Kill him!"
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