Rant on Enlightenment (Not Another Fucking Goth Moment)

[agent compassion]

Both of you need to go see Eris and get your third eyes cleaned, pronto.

[East Coast Hustle]

Enlightenment is when you realize just how goth the world really is.  

you are SO fucking fired.

clean out your desk now, and have security escort you off the premises.

it's in your contract: "This (dis)organization will under no circumstances allow any of its employees, subsidiaries, agents, or representatives to EVER do something so retarded as calling the world goth"

and don't bother asking for a letter of reference.

[Cain]

*hits everyone over the head with a Zen chair of Enlightenment*

And thus you are enlightened.  And in some cases, concussed

[zarathustrasbastardson]

don't drink prune juice like water.

hafuckin'haha... wow!

[zarathustrasbastardson]

oh jack shit... tell that to the wasps..

ur only a shell because your attatched to enlightenment - there's pollen baby, u spreadin urz right - ask buddha about enlightenment - if ur not in the buddha realm of flowerz and anthropromorphism - uz not enlightened..  now pass the honey wine sugar -- itz quite cozy --

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm too squishy to be a shell. my hard bits are mostly on the insides of me.

[Ben]

Enlightenment is when you realize just how goth the world really is.  

you are SO fucking fired.

clean out your desk now, and have security escort you off the premises.

it's in your contract: "This (dis)organization will under no circumstances allow any of its employees, subsidiaries, agents, or representatives to EVER do something so retarded as calling the world goth"

and don't bother asking for a letter of reference.

But I thought it was my job to spread misery and grief. Maybe I'll try the new Happy Joy shindig. Ah, nirvana. Okay, so maybe a few fragments of the world aren't goth, but the Hot Topic empire is working on it.

[agent compassion]

Jack Shit wrote:
Enlightenment is when you realize just how goth the world really is.


you are SO fucking fired.

 

Goth is there but it ain't EVERYTHING dude. That's like saying the world is an ocean, well, I think the land would argue that point pretty vehemently.

[Ben]

Jack Shit wrote:
Enlightenment is when you realize just how goth the world really is.


you are SO fucking fired.

 

Goth is there but it ain't EVERYTHING dude. That's like saying the world is an ocean, well, I think the land would argue that point pretty vehemently.

2 words: Global Warming.

[agent compassion]

1 word: STFU.

The water can cover the land, but the land will still be land no matter how wet it gets.

But hey, don't take my word for it.

[Ben]

STFU?  No, it's not my worry that people get so defensive and offensive about their own mortality and gothliness.  I'll blah blah blah about it till the sunshine destroys me, and maybe save a few souls in the process.  YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!  GO TO COLLEGE!

[East Coast Hustle]

GOTH = STRICTLY WHINY SISSIES WHO SHOULD JUST OFF THEMSELVES AND SPARE THE REST OF US THEIR INCESSANT BITCHING AND AWFUL TASTE IN CLOTHES.

just saying.

[Cain]

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!  GO TO COLLEGE!

Surely that is a misprint.

It should read : You are all going to die!  Pray Cthuhu eats you first!

Or:  You are all going to die!  Go rob banks, get laid and blow shit up until it happens!

[Hoshiko]

People who whine about other's taste in clothes = Worse than Goth.

All this thread needs is a little love, 4 years, and a truckload of "Haha, told ya so!"'s.

And more metal zen chairs of enlightenment, because those are cool.

Enlightenment rawks, but it never lasts.

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I like how your entire rant is based on the  assumption that i didnt get the pd. ( or atleast what you thought the pd was about )
instead of me thinking this was a poorly written rant.