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Started by Horab Fibslager, February 20, 2005, 10:10:21 AM

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Anonymous

The WoT books are okay.

I think Robert Jordan is a book whore though, it's obvious that he had nothing to write after book 10...which is why 11 sucks so much cock (in a non-life-affirmining way).

I wish they had elves in it though.  Elves are cool.

And Gnomes.  Gnomes are even cooler then elves.  GNOMES PWN YOU BEEOTCH.

Horab Fibslager

which is quite the opinion and  ahlf considering book 11 isn;t out yet...
/me lybnches the elf lvoer
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: AnonymousThe WoT books are okay.

I think Robert Jordan is a book whore though, it's obvious that he had nothing to write after book 10...which is why 11 sucks so much cock (in a non-life-affirmining way).

I wish they had elves in it though.  Elves are cool.

And Gnomes.  Gnomes are even cooler then elves.  GNOMES PWN YOU BEEOTCH.

now, listen close cuz this is the best advice you're ever going to get.

1) move to Oregon

2) convince your doctor to euthanize you due to terminal painful stupidity

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Zurtok Khan

lol, that geust was me.  I meant book 10 (or whichever book it was that was out last...it sucked BIG FAT GOAT BALLS).

And ELVES PWN YOU BEEOTCHS.  SO DO GNOMES.

Gnomes are also the correct height for some good fellatio or cungilungus.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Elves don't pwn shit.

Fucking dandelion eaters!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

Elves: the only thing that sucks worse than itchy balls.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"