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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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illusion

Anybody want some of this wine that Bella and I are drinking tonight?

We got plenty and it's not even from the kind in a box.

Plaidikins

Were the grapes squished by virgin's feet?

Guido Finucci

This isn't a question?

MedeoPlusPlus

Is this an answer.
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Guido Finucci

Is this an answer?

The Good Reverend Roger



Agree to my demands, or worse will follow.

I have a HUGE stash of bad 70's pics, and I am NOT afraid to use them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Colonel Failure

Hmmm... Oddly, I couldn't find your demands in like, the last 4 pages... maybe you could go over them again to avoid unnecessary bloodshed...

8)
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Bella

I suspect that's because he hasn't made any yet, CF. :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Colonel Failure

*sigh*

I figured as much.

grumble... stupid discordian terrorists... always leaving out details like what they want... grumble...

:roll:
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Das Raddiche

doing things that seem halfassed is a discordians greatest weapon


"The revolution will not be televised"   --Gil Scott Heron

Colonel Failure

Hmmm...




If it's worth doing, it's worth doing nonsensically.




Yeah, that's about right...

8)
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Bella

Hey! Maybe it's a riddle and he's left us clues in all of his posts!

I like riddles :P   Bet we could figure it out if we tried hard enough.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Colonel Failure

OK, I'm collected all of Roger's posts, had some people at the NSA who owe me favors run them through the crypto department, and decipher Roger's hidden demands...

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


*gulp*


Roger's hidden message is....



I just want a hug.














How sad.

8)
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Bella

Ohhh.....that makes me cry. :cry:

Does he want a group hug? Or just one hug?
Or one hug from each of us on the forum?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Colonel Failure

Unfortunately, his message doesn't specify. Perhaps he was too ashamed to admit his desire for this simple bit of quintessentially human interaction, and it was all he could do to incorporate the basic request for a hug into a complicated algorithm underlying all of his posts.

:cry:

One thing is clear: He feels cut off from his fellow man and desperately needs our help to accept that he is, in fact, a valued and respected member of the community.












And if that doesn't work we can always shell him continuously for 24 hours.

8)
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]