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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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ch3mist

Was she talking to us?
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 26, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:17:39 AM
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details. 

Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.

What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)

Cleveland. And those stories you're reading are about 30 years old.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

Heh, if you were stranded on a deserted island with a laptop and you could only access one pd.com thread which would it be?

Questions only.
Haikus
Three word story

?

:lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

Haikus, for sure.

At least it allows me to tell people to fuck off in an elegant manner.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO.  But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
:lulz:

Film Flam?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

ch3mist

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 03:19:07 PM
I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.

You say it should, but does it?
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AFK

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO.  But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Yes.  I like the 3 sentence thread. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO.  But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Quote from: Nigel on May 05, 2011, 01:41:14 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 04, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
This thread CONTINUES to ruin my life by existing.
:lulz:

Film Flam?

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Commander

Why does everyone hate this thread so much?
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AFK

Because it is only funny on Who's Line Is It Anyway and not on a message board? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ch3mist

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