Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

[chertio]

Wassat someone axing about a roof or something?

Why do people keep telling me I'm louche? I'm only 45.

[Sir Lyall]

What is 6 by 7?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Didn't you learn that in Shoe-eating 101?

[chertio]

I am the King, why should I eat this shoe? Are shoes to eat? Ever?

At the risk of sounding querulous, why have you brought me here?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

If you're the King, how come the message board says you're a Legionaire Disciple? Don't you know that PHP is never wrong?

[chertio]

I am Prince Hamlet, and was meant to be.
Are you an attendant lord? One that will do
to swell a progress, start a scene or two?
Advise the Prince? No doubt an easy tool?
...
Do you wear your trousers rolled, do you dare eat a peach?
Have you heard the mermaids singing, each to each?
...
Have you lingered in the chambers of the sea,
By seagirls wreathed in seaweed, red and brown,
'Til human voices wake you, and you drown?

Does not the King go amongst his people, in the guise of
a humble Legionnaires' Disease, the better to know of their
cogitations & ratiocinations?

A simple yes or no will suffice, or will it?

[Trollax]

How come everyone's asking a hundred questions?

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Why is the


(There, only half a question)

[Penumbral]

Are you lost too?

[zenji]

Have you found that f*cking path back to reality?

[SMFabal]

What is real? How do you define real?

[Slarti]

isn't it electrical pigmen or something?

[SMFabal]

Don't you recognise a direct quote from the Matrix when you see one?

[Lister]

How do you explain grey to people who only think in black and white?

[Slarti]

i recognized the scene from the matrix. the pigmen made me type that.