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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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DJRubberducky

#3090
April 28, 2005, 05:36:53 PM
Ah, but do coconut boobies make you want to never leave the house? ;)
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

#3091
April 28, 2005, 05:38:14 PM
Are you saying you have non-coconut boobies, and you never leave the house?

saint aini

#3092
April 28, 2005, 05:40:06 PM
That's it. I'm going to make a coconut bra, but how?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

LMNO

#3093
April 28, 2005, 05:47:04 PM
Try duct tape....


:roll:

noodle

#3094
April 28, 2005, 06:12:12 PM
usually coconut bras are made out of...um...coconuts...

Shaitan5

#3095
April 29, 2005, 01:33:28 AM
co co nut... good.
What's REALLY going on?

saint aini

#3096
April 29, 2005, 01:38:50 AM
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
What shall we do with an OPIE Chef?
Earlye in morning!

Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Hurray, hogtie him to a pink Camry.
Earlye in the morning!

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlye in the morning!

Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Slice his sack with the surgeon's scalpel!
Earlye in the morning!

What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
What shall we do with his shriveled balls?
Earlye in the morning!

Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Hurray, toss them to the gulls.
Earlye in the morning!

Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Why are you still alive?
Earlye in the morning!

Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Beat his ass with a tire iron.
Earlye in the morning!

Lube him up good before the sun
Lube him up good before the sun.
Lube him up good before the sun
Earlye in the morning!
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Burning Trees

#3097
April 29, 2005, 06:11:45 AM
What if Chef were one of us?
Someone should give you an award.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#3098
April 29, 2005, 10:41:19 AM
Quote from: Burning TreesWhat if Chef were one of us?

Then what would Talufa be?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#3099
April 29, 2005, 12:34:42 PM
his mom?

doubtless incident

#3100
April 30, 2005, 06:32:00 AM
how come my second toe is longer than my big toe?
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

doubtless incident

#3101
April 30, 2005, 06:36:15 AM
could we get a cross eyed smiley please?

i really want one.
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

saint aini

#3102
April 30, 2005, 06:40:25 AM
:mrgreen:  

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Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

doubtless incident

#3103
April 30, 2005, 06:45:43 AM
where's the cross eyed one?
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

saint aini

#3104
April 30, 2005, 06:49:15 AM
Quote from: doubtless incidentwhere's the cross eyed one?

:x  :roll:  :wink:  :oops:  :cry:  :twisted:  :shock:  :?

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:x  :roll:  :wink:  :oops:  :cry:  :twisted:  :shock:  :?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.
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