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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Rev Thwack

can we video tape you two finishing it and sell the tape on the internet for mad profit?
My balls itch...

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The fight would be over by now if Medeo would let me use the full extent of my power...

Rev Thwack

I think you are forgetting the 523rd Golden Apple Dis-order In The Supreme (Not Taco You Dunce) Court's ban on using power levels that would cause more than a N5 level disruption in the space-time continum when involved in a duel. I can't believe how often that one is forgotten.




oh yea....


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My balls itch...

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Rev Thwack

wait, you mean to tell me that you wield grand cosmic powers and you don't even know what a N5 level disruption is? Wow.... this is bad. Looks like the supreme powers oversight commite has been sleeping on the job again. Can someone please go wake the janitor up and tell him about this?
My balls itch...

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is this an N5 disruption?
*warps reality around a random hobo until is existance is erased in a gruesome bloody manner*

Rev Thwack

no, that's ok. We just consider that fun. It doesn't even reach N1 until the first city vanishes... or is covered with cream cheese.
My balls itch...

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ohhhhh...you mean this!
*snaps his fingers and space-time wraps and spazams until everyones deepest darkest desires manifest themselfs in a physical form and begin to multiply at an uncontrolibl and incomprehensible rate*
am I getting warmer?

Rev Thwack

just great, don't you realize how much cleaning up I am going to have to do now?
My balls itch...

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I can make it worse if you want me to
*snaps again to make each of the copies multiply at an exponential rete*
How's that?

Rev Thwack

Is someone wanting to see if I can strip them of their powers?
My balls itch...

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*gets the typical crazed bad guy look*
Do you think you could?! EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO!?

Rev Thwack

Does someone want to warn him?
My balls itch...

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Rev Thwack

My balls itch...