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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Rev Thwack

Now why didn't you invite me to this alien love fest?
My balls itch...

Malaul

HAND WRITTEN GOLDEN INVITATION
TO: Rev Thwack
FROM: Us
RE: Alien love fest


YOU ARE INVITED
please RSVP buy 900 Tuesday evening
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Rev Thwack

One question... am I going to be the only alien there? Always enjoyed being the center of attention.
My balls itch...

Malaul

no, you wont be the only alien there, what would be the fun in that?
besides, the more the scarier I always say

did I say scarier? I meant Merrier

Didnt i?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

MedeoPlusPlus

1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Ignatz Ratskiwatski

Birds must be made of roads because of the tar and feathers?

Bella

Quote from: Ignatz RatskiwatskiBirds must be made of roads because of the tar and feathers?
Assuming the answer to the above question is yes......
then if one were tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail, would one be a bird, or a road?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

dane

if i didnt ask a question, wouldn't that be chaos and discord?
"It's like salsa.....only square"

Bella

Quote from: daneif i didnt ask a question, wouldn't that be chaos and discord?
Sure would, wouldn't it?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

dane

who wants some pecan pie and vanilla bean ice cream?
"It's like salsa.....only square"

Bella

Me....I mean, who wouldn't want some?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

dane

I had some pecan pie, aren't you ever so jealous?
"It's like salsa.....only square"

Bella

Incredibly jealous. Was the pie still warm from the oven?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

Was it ever warm in the first place?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++