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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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linzo

Is the pecan pie too old to eat by now?

Bella

why won't he tell us if the pie was warm? Or how old it is?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

linzo

Does he have new pie on a regular basis?

Bella

do you think maybe he doesn't want to share?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

B23.77

Is he going to hell for being gluttonous and greedy?

dane

what level of hell am I going to?
"It's like salsa.....only square"

linzo

Is he eating pie in fear that if he doesn't smell like pie then he will be chased by rabid alligators?

Bella

Ooohh......I wonder if I'm going to hell for being gluttunous and greedy, too?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

B23.77

Only if you believe, or don't?

linzo

Why doesn't my vcr like me?

dane

"It's like salsa.....only square"

linzo

Why are you so cruel?

dane

why do I still love you?
"It's like salsa.....only square"

linzo

Is it because I watch Loony Tunes?

dane

when will you utter "YIPE YIPE YIPE" to me?
"It's like salsa.....only square"