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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOMG! Can we just forget I even asked?

makes me glad I didn't buy those oreos today, after all.

No, you are stuck with those images for life.

My bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Malaul

how come roger doesnt have to play by the rules?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

You actually expect a subgenius to play by the rules?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaria test subject #777

Are you mad, woman?
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


Evil Commie

Are all women mad or just fuck'n crazy?

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Evil Commie

If I accept this answer, do you promise not to go crazy on me?

Malaria test subject #777

You really think that's a promise she could keep?
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Malaulhow come roger doesnt have to play by the rules?

Because I'm RICK JAMES, dammit!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

DJRubberducky

Quote from: Malaria test subject #777You really think that's a promise she could keep?
What, precisely, is her motivation to keep the promise, given that you already believe she won't?
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Evil Commie

Где fuck будет мои сигареты?

Malaul

Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?
you think he might if you give him coffee?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Guido Finucci

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Evil CommieГде fuck будет мои сигареты?
uhmm, care to say that in english?

My Russian is a little rusty but I think it says "Where the fuck are my cigarettes?" or something like that.