Oracles of Dumb

[bananas are good]

;:scoot scoot::

Hey can I play fort too?  

[Hoshiko]

But how can the waiter bring our drinks if we're all under here? I brought flashlights.

[Horab Fibslager]

i'll stay up here and taste test the drink for uh poison. yeah that's right. if anyone wants to pointon the drinks, they'll jsut have to poison me first.

[agent compassion]

No worries, Hoshiko.

::brings out a tall flagpole::

::hangs from it the black flag of the CLF::

::sticks it out from under the table and waves feebly::

He'll be here any minute now....

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

I love playing fort, \x/007!!

[agent compassion]

::returns to the fort with Mal-4 and a tray of drinks::

I think Mang must've gone to bed already...::sets the drinks down::

[bananas are good]

Whee! ::scoot::

[Mangrove]

<sees CLF drink/fort fest>

ok, i really need to sleep...but first...<gets Senor L his drinks>

'night everybody!

[Bella]

This is getting crowded.
Time to annex another table and a couple more blankets.

[Mangrove]

<mangrove emerges from office with spare blankets>

enjoy

[agent compassion]

'Night Mang!  

[East Coast Hustle]

I just checked the roster...I'm getting drunk under a table and blankets with a bunch of girls...and I thought sunday was gonna suck...

[Hoshiko]

Ok, who gave the baby a drink?

See that table over there in the corner? It has food on it. I say we annex that one next, and take the spoils.

[The Open Bar]

...we've got the usual stuff and a bottle of rum with this chunky gook floating in it.

ya know, the racial epithet is bad enough, but d'ya have to make fun of fat people in the same sentence?

apologies - use of language unclear. chunky as in 'contains chunks...of fairy'

gook rhymes with book or look (rather than a long vowel sound) and is an alternative to 'gunk' or some other word to describe something unidentifiable and a bit gross.

no offense was intended to anyone of korean extraction and exhibiting excess body mass

please strain the aforementioned bottle before drinking

[East Coast Hustle]

it's too late for that now...the Fat Uptight Confederation of Koreans is already on the march....