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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 01, 2005, 10:31:05 PM

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Efrim

#15
March 02, 2005, 02:18:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EfrimChef, what should be the first steps towards re-vitalizing the inner city and ultimetly decreasing crime and poverty?

Roger:  Chef?

Chef:  "THIS THREAD IS FOR REVIEWING PAST POLITICAL ERRORS, FOOL!  DON'T MAKE ME TAKE YOU TO THA HOUSE!"

Roger:  Perhaps, Efrim, if you could put that into a question more fitting to the thread?

TGRR & Chef,
Kinda like Alec Guinness working with a pit bull.

Clearly, I wasn't paying attention. Many apologies.

Chef, please speak on the destruction of the library of Alexandria.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
March 02, 2005, 02:25:44 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EfrimChef, what should be the first steps towards re-vitalizing the inner city and ultimetly decreasing crime and poverty?

Roger:  Chef?

Chef:  "THIS THREAD IS FOR REVIEWING PAST POLITICAL ERRORS, FOOL!  DON'T MAKE ME TAKE YOU TO THA HOUSE!"

Roger:  Perhaps, Efrim, if you could put that into a question more fitting to the thread?

TGRR & Chef,
Kinda like Alec Guinness working with a pit bull.

Clearly, I wasn't paying attention. Many apologies.

Chef, please speak on the destruction of the library of Alexandria.

Roger:  Well, Chef, what caused the burning of the library of Alexandria?  Popular myth states that it was burned by a Muslim army, whose general stated that "If the contents of the library contradict the Koran, they are blasphemous, and if they agree with the Koran, they are redundant.".

Chef responds: "THOSE PUNK ASS PTOLEMYS SHOULD NEVAH HAVE TESTED THA RAW FURY THAT WAS PBRUCE.  NUFF SAID.  OPIE."

Roger:  Are you suggesting that Bruce Spingsteen burned down the library of Alexandria more than 1500 years before he was born?

Chef responds:  "YUO GOT WAX IN YOUR EARS, BUKRA-BOI?  I SAID "PBRUCE", WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A DISTANT ANCESTOR OF BRUCE.  EITHER WAY, THE PTOLEMYS SHOULD NEVAH HAVE STEPPED."

Roger:  Well, there you have it, Efrim.  Do never test the Pbruce.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#17
March 02, 2005, 02:27:52 AM
Fascinating.

Chef, please speak on the botched bay of pigs invasion.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
March 02, 2005, 02:33:56 AM
Quote from: EfrimFascinating.

Chef, please speak on the botched bay of pigs invasion.

Roger:  The Bay of Pigs invasion...an unfortunate turn of events, or just cynical posturing by JFK?

Chef responds:  "WTF?  WHEN DID THEY INVADE LOS ANGELES?"

Roger: ...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#19
March 02, 2005, 02:35:48 AM
here's one I'd like to see answered when I come in in the morning...

Chef, please give your thoughts on the inability or unwillingness of the Democratic Party to field a more palatable presidential candidate than John Fucking KERRY in an election year where anybody with an ounce of charisma would have carried the election handily?

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 02, 2005, 02:40:57 AM
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio Calzoncilloshere's one I'd like to see answered when I come in in the morning...

Chef, please give your thoughts on the inability or unwillingness of the Democratic Party to field a more palatable presidential candidate than John Fucking KERRY in an election year where anybody with an ounce of charisma would have carried the election handily?

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Roger:  John Kerry managed to blow a lock on the 2004 election.  Was this because he, himself was inept, or did his handlers lead him astray?  Was there a better candidate?

Chef responds:  "JOHN KERRY IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL OPIE.  FACT:  HE COULDN'T GET LAID IN A MORGUE, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN TO THA CLUB.  BUSH, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS A PARTY ANIMAL FROM THE OLD SKOOL*."

Roger:  Who should the Democrats have fielded?

Chef responds:  "AL SHARPTON WOULD FUCKING ANYBODY.  HIM AND DEAN WOULD HAVE MADE THA UNBEATABLE TICKET.  AMERICA HAS HAD IT'S SHARE OF OPIEZ IN CHEAP SUITS.  WE NEED A BROTHA AND THA CRAZY WHITE BOY FROM VERMONT."

* = Harvard IS pretty old.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#21
March 02, 2005, 02:42:56 AM
fascinating....Bush actually went to Yale, BTW, but fascinating nonetheless...I not only would have voted for Sharpton, I would have volunteered for his campaign...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
March 02, 2005, 02:45:31 AM
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio Calzoncillosfascinating....Bush actually went to Yale, BTW, but fascinating nonetheless...I not only would have voted for Sharpton, I would have volunteered for his campaign...

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Roger:  Chef, you seem to have been mistaken about Bush's school.

Chef Responds:  "14TH AND MINNA, BITCH! WORST MISTAKE SINCE YOU WORE PLAID TO THA CLUB!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Hoshiko

#23
March 02, 2005, 03:07:38 AM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.I HATE ORIN HATCH.

What a fucktard.  Someone please assassinate him.

Hey, I'm a 3rd cousin of his! We're family!


Which is why I should be the first to make an assasination attempt.


Regarding inner city revitalization, Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition: Mistake or no?

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
March 02, 2005, 03:13:27 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.I HATE ORIN HATCH.

What a fucktard.  Someone please assassinate him.

Hey, I'm a 3rd cousin of his! We're family!


Which is why I should be the first to make an assasination attempt.


Regarding inner city revitalization, Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition: Mistake or no?

Roger:  Is Jesse Jackson a help or hindrance in urban renewal?

Chef responds:  "JESSE JACKSON IS TEH PIMP.   HE MIGHT NOT FIX THA CITY, BUT SURE AS HELL WILL POPULATE IT.  MAD PROPS FOR THA MAC DADDY!"

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#25
March 02, 2005, 04:41:19 AM
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio Calzoncillosfascinating....Bush actually went to Yale, BTW, but fascinating nonetheless...I not only would have voted for Sharpton, I would have volunteered for his campaign...

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Bush went to Harvard and Yale, so what, he still never learned to be a decent public speaker  :roll:

East Coast Hustle

#26
March 02, 2005, 03:10:31 PM
Bush didn't have the "legacy" angle at Harvard...I refuse to believe they would have let him in unless you provide proof...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#27
March 02, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio CalzoncillosBush didn't have the "legacy" angle at Harvard...I refuse to believe they would have let him in unless you provide proof...

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I hate you for making me go to that website, I feel like I need another shower, ew

East Coast Hustle

#28
March 02, 2005, 03:52:04 PM
how is that proof of Bush atending Harvard?

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#29
March 02, 2005, 03:54:23 PM
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio Calzoncilloshow is that proof of Bush atending Harvard?

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Did you click the link?
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