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ITT, Chef and I review poor political decisions.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 01, 2005, 10:31:05 PM

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Horab Fibslager

#90
March 05, 2005, 12:22:23 AM
china is mro like communist russia anyway, in that they utilize subterfuge to gain teh upper hand in their affairs.
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

#91
March 05, 2005, 12:32:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthis is true, but the reality is that China could probably accomplish the total subjugation of hte taiwanese populace without destroying more than 5 or 10 percent of the industrial output capabilities of the entire island (remember, there's also a large manufacturing center in the south of the island), and even that could be restored relatively quickly once order was restored...

8)

Roger:  You fail to take their aegis cruisers into account.  China's missiles are slow, and have no evasive capability.  China = wasted a lot of ordinance, Taiwan = pointing and laughing.

you're placing the defense of Taiwan in the hands of an AMERICAN anti-missile system?   :lol:

and remember, China HAS a shitload of ordinance to waste...unfortunately, it'll probably never happen, 'cause it'd make for DAMN good dinner theater...

8)

BS,
Is a war nerd at heart
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#92
March 05, 2005, 12:45:06 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodthis is true, but the reality is that China could probably accomplish the total subjugation of hte taiwanese populace without destroying more than 5 or 10 percent of the industrial output capabilities of the entire island (remember, there's also a large manufacturing center in the south of the island), and even that could be restored relatively quickly once order was restored...

8)

Roger:  You fail to take their aegis cruisers into account.  China's missiles are slow, and have no evasive capability.  China = wasted a lot of ordinance, Taiwan = pointing and laughing.

you're placing the defense of Taiwan in the hands of an AMERICAN anti-missile system?   :lol:

and remember, China HAS a shitload of ordinance to waste...unfortunately, it'll probably never happen, 'cause it'd make for DAMN good dinner theater...

8)

BS,
Is a war nerd at heart

Roger:  Yes.  One thing Americans do VERY well is make weapons.
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East Coast Hustle

#93
March 05, 2005, 12:49:33 AM
true, with one notable exception: one thing americans don't do very well is shoot missiles out of the sky with smaller missiles.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#94
March 05, 2005, 12:55:01 AM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodtrue, with one notable exception: one thing americans don't do very well is shoot missiles out of the sky with smaller missiles.

8)

Roger:  You make Gary Brecher cry, when you make huge mistakes like that.  Aegis cruiser != patriot missiles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#95
March 05, 2005, 12:59:00 AM
I'd be willing to bet that Gary Brecher would agree with me on this one...perhaps we oughtta fire off an email to him?

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#96
March 05, 2005, 11:53:47 AM
To Chef: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#97
March 05, 2005, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCTo Chef: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

Roger:  That will take a full blown rant to explain, I think.  I'll translate it our of Chef, for the sake of everyone's eyes, and my caps lock.

Sometime this weekend.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#98
March 07, 2005, 03:31:15 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCTo Chef: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

Because it's a faggy country.
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East Coast Hustle

#99
February 22, 2006, 08:35:32 PM
I actually think this thread is worth reviving.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

#100
February 22, 2006, 09:51:15 PM
Chef, why do British people think we are being infiltrated by Islamic extremists who are here in large numbers when the Government that launched 2 wars against Islamic countries are still in charge?

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#101
February 23, 2006, 03:14:02 AM
WE ARE TO DECLARE THIS CLASSIC HELLO!

DO NEVER TEST THE UNTESTABLE BUDDHA WRATH!

OUR JUDGEMENT HAS FINAL!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Enrico Salazar

#102
February 23, 2006, 06:05:53 PM
Dearest Roger and Chef,

Please to be explaining where it all went wrong with Salaore?  What could be better than a tropical island ran by a gorgeous dictator who lets you do pretty much anything you want?
Did someone say gorgeous?

Cain

#103
January 11, 2008, 05:55:22 PM
Chef, how could the government have handled the loss of 25 million peoples information from one of their databases better?

Doktor Howl

#104
November 08, 2019, 02:25:41 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on February 23, 2006, 06:05:53 PM
Dearest Roger and Chef,

Please to be explaining where it all went wrong with Salaore?  What could be better than a tropical island ran by a gorgeous dictator who lets you do pretty much anything you want?

Dear Papa,

It all went wrong when Diabo steal the Z out of Salazore.  Crops not coming in, rent boys not going out.  Goats in short supply, being hogged up by Uday.  Tia Tequila cancel state visit.
Molon Lube
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