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« Reply #90 on: March 05, 2005, 12:22:23 am »
china is mro like communist russia anyway, in that they utilize subterfuge to gain teh upper hand in their affairs.
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« Reply #91 on: March 05, 2005, 12:32:35 am »
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this is true, but the reality is that China could probably accomplish the total subjugation of hte taiwanese populace without destroying more than 5 or 10 percent of the industrial output capabilities of the entire island (remember, there's also a large manufacturing center in the south of the island), and even that could be restored relatively quickly once order was restored...

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Roger:  You fail to take their aegis cruisers into account.  China's missiles are slow, and have no evasive capability.  China = wasted a lot of ordinance, Taiwan = pointing and laughing.


you're placing the defense of Taiwan in the hands of an AMERICAN anti-missile system?   :lol:

and remember, China HAS a shitload of ordinance to waste...unfortunately, it'll probably never happen, 'cause it'd make for DAMN good dinner theater...

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« Reply #92 on: March 05, 2005, 12:45:06 am »
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this is true, but the reality is that China could probably accomplish the total subjugation of hte taiwanese populace without destroying more than 5 or 10 percent of the industrial output capabilities of the entire island (remember, there's also a large manufacturing center in the south of the island), and even that could be restored relatively quickly once order was restored...

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Roger:  You fail to take their aegis cruisers into account.  China's missiles are slow, and have no evasive capability.  China = wasted a lot of ordinance, Taiwan = pointing and laughing.


you're placing the defense of Taiwan in the hands of an AMERICAN anti-missile system?   :lol:

and remember, China HAS a shitload of ordinance to waste...unfortunately, it'll probably never happen, 'cause it'd make for DAMN good dinner theater...

 8)

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Roger:  Yes.  One thing Americans do VERY well is make weapons.
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« Reply #93 on: March 05, 2005, 12:49:33 am »
true, with one notable exception: one thing americans don't do very well is shoot missiles out of the sky with smaller missiles.

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« Reply #94 on: March 05, 2005, 12:55:01 am »
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true, with one notable exception: one thing americans don't do very well is shoot missiles out of the sky with smaller missiles.

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Roger:  You make Gary Brecher cry, when you make huge mistakes like that.  Aegis cruiser != patriot missiles.
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« Reply #95 on: March 05, 2005, 12:59:00 am »
I'd be willing to bet that Gary Brecher would agree with me on this one...perhaps we oughtta fire off an email to him?

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« Reply #96 on: March 05, 2005, 11:53:47 am »
To Chef: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
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« Reply #97 on: March 05, 2005, 06:11:09 pm »
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Roger:  That will take a full blown rant to explain, I think.  I'll translate it our of Chef, for the sake of everyone's eyes, and my caps lock.

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« Reply #98 on: March 07, 2005, 03:31:15 am »
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« Reply #99 on: February 22, 2006, 08:35:32 pm »
I actually think this thread is worth reviving.
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« Reply #100 on: February 22, 2006, 09:51:15 pm »
Chef, why do British people think we are being infiltrated by Islamic extremists who are here in large numbers when the Government that launched 2 wars against Islamic countries are still in charge?

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« Reply #102 on: February 23, 2006, 06:05:53 pm »
Dearest Roger and Chef,

Please to be explaining where it all went wrong with Salaore?  What could be better than a tropical island ran by a gorgeous dictator who lets you do pretty much anything you want?
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« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2008, 05:55:22 pm »
Chef, how could the government have handled the loss of 25 million peoples information from one of their databases better?

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« Reply #104 on: November 08, 2019, 02:25:41 pm »
Dearest Roger and Chef,

Please to be explaining where it all went wrong with Salaore?  What could be better than a tropical island ran by a gorgeous dictator who lets you do pretty much anything you want?

Dear Papa,

It all went wrong when Diabo steal the Z out of Salazore.  Crops not coming in, rent boys not going out.  Goats in short supply, being hogged up by Uday.  Tia Tequila cancel state visit.
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