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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 04, 2005, 04:56:42 PM

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#30
March 04, 2005, 09:31:35 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Or they could be sending you a message, that you are angering their god.  :shock:

Jebus.  Strange Mexican voodoo symbols on my porch.

Just how fucking weird can things get?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#31
March 04, 2005, 09:35:00 PM
Mindfuck 'em back: Find out who did it, and put a golden apple with "Kallisti" on their porch.

See if they do it again.  :lol:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

#32
March 04, 2005, 09:43:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Or they could be sending you a message, that you are angering their god.  :shock:

Jebus.  Strange Mexican voodoo symbols on my porch.

Just how fucking weird can things get?

Man that would so fucking rock.  I'd give anything for the greyfaces around here to be like that!

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
March 04, 2005, 11:27:14 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Or they could be sending you a message, that you are angering their god.  :shock:

Jebus.  Strange Mexican voodoo symbols on my porch.

Just how fucking weird can things get?

Man that would so fucking rock.  I'd give anything for the greyfaces around here to be like that!

Yeah, it's kinda cool...until they rip me apart in some weird santiera rite, of course.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#34
March 05, 2005, 11:43:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Wenchmaster KRight, Quetzalcoatl.

How the hell do you pronounce that?

ke-tsal-KO-atl
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#35
March 05, 2005, 11:46:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Or they could be sending you a message, that you are angering their god.  :shock:

Jebus.  Strange Mexican voodoo symbols on my porch.

Just how fucking weird can things get?

Man that would so fucking rock.  I'd give anything for the greyfaces around here to be like that!

Yeah, it's kinda cool...until they rip me apart in some weird santiera rite, of course.

Nah! Man, Santeria is a little bit more weird than all that, and less frou frou feather shit to boot.

Trust me on that one.

-Irrev. Hugh; Knows How to Party with the Santeros
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#36
March 05, 2005, 02:38:06 PM
Rog, maybe they think you're possessed and the snake was really a warning to the evil spirit inside you.  Don't tell Chef, though, OK?  :shock:  He might get mad.   :?  and that is probably the last thing we need. :twisted:

Cain

#37
March 05, 2005, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyRog, maybe they think you're possessed and the snake was really a warning to the evil spirit inside you.  Don't tell Chef, though, OK?  :shock:  He might get mad.   :?  and that is probably the last thing we need. :twisted:

You mean an evil spirit other than Chef?

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
March 05, 2005, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyRog, maybe they think you're possessed and the snake was really a warning to the evil spirit inside you.  Don't tell Chef, though, OK?  :shock:  He might get mad.   :?  and that is probably the last thing we need. :twisted:

No, it's getting way weirder than that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

gnimbley

#39
March 05, 2005, 08:32:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyRog, maybe they think you're possessed and the snake was really a warning to the evil spirit inside you.  Don't tell Chef, though, OK?  :shock:  He might get mad.   :?  and that is probably the last thing we need. :twisted:

No, it's getting way weirder than that.

They may think you are channeling Tezcatlipoca.

He was Quetzalcoatl's brother - sort of - and yet the god of another
people whom the Aztecs conquered and then assimulated their
gods. Tezcatlipoca was jealous of all the attention Quetzalcoatl was
getting, so he threw Quetzalcoatl into the Atlantic, thereby killing
him (if you can kill a god.) But this only made the Aztecs more fervent
in their worship of Quetzalcoatl, so Tezcatlipoca told the Aztecs that
Cortez was Quetzalcoatl come back to fulfill the ancient prophecies,
and that is why the Aztecs let the Spanish in to slaughter them.

The Aztecs are not happy with Tezcatlipoca.

(For more, read my play. Tezcatlipoca is the judge.)

Ben

#40
March 06, 2005, 05:01:02 AM
I still think it was a terrorist threat.  Chicken feathers upon a "don't tread on me" snake?  I mean, cummon!

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
March 06, 2005, 05:17:05 AM
Quote from: ?I still think it was a terrorist threat.  Chicken feathers upon a "don't tread on me" snake?  I mean, cummon!

Bizarre shit...today, I found a small wicker basket of corn on my porch.

As I walked though town, half of the people made weird Catholic gestures and fled my approach...others looked at me like they knew me.

Chef is louder now, and demands his due.  The habaneros aren't helping.

Strange days.  That miserable Tongan won't shut up.  He just keeps laughing, telling me how stupid people are...and how they really aren't my people, anyway.  I asked him who WERE my people, and he told me to go down to the mission.

He says we have business there, among the drunks and the crank addicts and the rest of life's jetsam.  I told him I didn't want to see these people, and he said, "STFU, OPIE!  I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK!"

I don't think I want to look.  I'm not sure he'll give me a choice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#42
March 06, 2005, 08:58:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ?I still think it was a terrorist threat.  Chicken feathers upon a "don't tread on me" snake?  I mean, cummon!

Bizarre shit...today, I found a small wicker basket of corn on my porch.

As I walked though town, half of the people made weird Catholic gestures and fled my approach...others looked at me like they knew me.

Chef is louder now, and demands his due.  The habaneros aren't helping.

Strange days.  That miserable Tongan won't shut up.  He just keeps laughing, telling me how stupid people are...and how they really aren't my people, anyway.  I asked him who WERE my people, and he told me to go down to the mission.

He says we have business there, among the drunks and the crank addicts and the rest of life's jetsam.  I told him I didn't want to see these people, and he said, "STFU, OPIE!  I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK!"

I don't think I want to look.  I'm not sure he'll give me a choice.

Corn sounds more like an offering.  Maybe someone thinks you're so crazy you must be a shaman.  Or something.

I'm telling you, the Catholics think you're posessed.

I have no idea why CHEF wants you to go to the mission, have fun?  Does he want to torture you, the 'jetsam', or does he have something more sinister in mind.  I've tried helping those kinds of people, good luck to you and them.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
March 06, 2005, 05:55:45 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ?I still think it was a terrorist threat.  Chicken feathers upon a "don't tread on me" snake?  I mean, cummon!

Bizarre shit...today, I found a small wicker basket of corn on my porch.

As I walked though town, half of the people made weird Catholic gestures and fled my approach...others looked at me like they knew me.

Chef is louder now, and demands his due.  The habaneros aren't helping.

Strange days.  That miserable Tongan won't shut up.  He just keeps laughing, telling me how stupid people are...and how they really aren't my people, anyway.  I asked him who WERE my people, and he told me to go down to the mission.

He says we have business there, among the drunks and the crank addicts and the rest of life's jetsam.  I told him I didn't want to see these people, and he said, "STFU, OPIE!  I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK!"

I don't think I want to look.  I'm not sure he'll give me a choice.

Corn sounds more like an offering.  Maybe someone thinks you're so crazy you must be a shaman.  Or something.

I'm telling you, the Catholics think you're posessed.

I have no idea why CHEF wants you to go to the mission, have fun?  Does he want to torture you, the 'jetsam', or does he have something more sinister in mind.  I've tried helping those kinds of people, good luck to you and them.

I have no idea what he has in mind...All I know is that he really gets off on this whole thing.  Weird offerings on the porch, etc.

And the Catholics have NEVER liked me, though I hve no idea why.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#44
March 14, 2005, 11:21:29 AM
Sounds like you a ripe for getting yourself a congregation.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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