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Started by Horab Fibslager, March 05, 2005, 03:36:01 AM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

If I consume bread, it usually has butter on it.  If that is a sin, so be it.  I will confess, just tell me which saint is in charge of forgiving me for putting butter on bologna, tuna, and or egg salad.  Oh and peanut butter sandwhiches get butter too.

Horab Fibslager

butter on sandwhiches containing peanut butter are msot definitely a venomous blasphemy.

see rule #4
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

SINNERS!

BLASPHEMERS!

SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS YOU UNCLE FORNICATORS!

Magarine is TEH BIZNOMB!

VELVEETA is THY GOD!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

My last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: ScribeMy last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Don't do it. That's when She's about to shower you with blessings. (And She always forgets to take them out of their steel drums before hand.)
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Malaul

Quote from: RasputinMy Lady inspires me thus: sin by eating buttered sandwiches, confess and receive repentence so as to experience God.
or prey to him hen you cant find a loo
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: RasputinMy Lady inspires me thus: sin by eating buttered sandwiches, confess and receive repentence so as to experience God.
or prey to him hen you cant find a loo

That only makes it worse. You may just wish to pee on police cars.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ScribeMy last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Don't do it. That's when She's about to shower you with blessings. (And She always forgets to take them out of their steel drums before hand.)

:shock:

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ScribeMy last message from Eris told me to get some sleep. :(

Don't do it. That's when She's about to shower you with blessings. (And She always forgets to take them out of their steel drums before hand.)

:shock:

Sorry.

Just tryin to give you the heads up on the Crazy Ole Lady, nome-sayng?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

I think those steel drums may just send me over the edge.  Which is why I started this sleep deprivation malarky in the first place.  I'll go with it.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: ScribeI think those steel drums may just send me over the edge.  Which is why I started this sleep deprivation malarky in the first place.  I'll go with it.

Here take a listen to this....http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

It may help.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ScribeI think those steel drums may just send me over the edge.  Which is why I started this sleep deprivation malarky in the first place.  I'll go with it.

Here take a listen to this....http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

It may help.
My sound is broken.  owever, the pictures are strngely mesmerising....

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn!

Then you would miss the import of this one:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urkel.php

Yes, but now I will never sleepagain for fear of seeing Urkel.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDamn!

Then you would miss the import of this one:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urkel.php

Yes, but now I will never sleepagain for fear of seeing Urkel.

That's alright. The following might help you with that:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake.php
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"