message from eris

[Horab Fibslager]

eris hjas jsut told me the following:

margerine is sick.

such as it is, it is divine writ, for verily, so on and so forth, un'er o'er gratem.

[saint aini]

eris hjas jsut told me the following:

margerine is sick.

such as it is, it is divine writ, for verily, so on and so forth, un'er o'er gratem.

yea, it never decays.

[Ben]

Well, when the Goddess lays a curse on margarine, the Goddess has spoken.  ::Consumes copious amounts of butter instead::

[Bella]

Well, when the Goddess lays a curse on margarine, the Goddess has spoken.  ::Consumes copious amounts of butter instead::

Exactamundo.
I don't even have any margarine in the house.
But I do have butter. I better go consume copious amounts of it now.

[Horab Fibslager]

eris hjas jsut told me the following:

margerine is sick.

such as it is, it is divine writ, for verily, so on and so forth, un'er o'er gratem.

yea, it never decays.

I was talking about the taste, numbnuts

also butter on sandwhiches is a horrible horrible sin. repent or i will reaign down sulfer upon thy housepets, and reap great fury upon thy olfactory devices

[Bella]

Yay! It's about time the Goddess made it clear that butter on sandwhiches is a sin.
Butter is for toast and waffles and pancakes and potatoes and veggies and stuff.
But not for sandwhiches.


Except for baloney sandwiches with lots of mustard and butter.

[saint aini]

What about toasted sandwiches?

[Horab Fibslager]

Yay! It's about time the Goddess made it clear that butter on sandwhiches is a sin.
Butter is for toast and waffles and pancakes and potatoes and veggies and stuff.
But not for sandwhiches.


Except for baloney sandwiches with lots of mustard and butter.

i forgot to exempt those and breakfast sandwhiches

[Ben]

No breakfast sandwiches?  
::Puts Eris between two slices of bread and tosses her in the fridge 'till tomorrow morning::

[Ben]

Oh, you meant breakfast sandwiches are okay.  Removes Eris from fridge, gives her a make-up kiss, and replaces sandwich interior with mushrooms.

[Horab Fibslager]

i think butter on breakfast sandwhiches are allowed dude.

[Bella]

Yeah, it pretty much has to be, doesn't it?

[Horab Fibslager]

breakfast sandwhiches are mana or something. cheese egg toast buttered soemtimes with strawbeerry jam as well, bacon maybe a pancake in there. yeah that's soem good stuff.

i thinkshe's got the munchies...

[Krystine]

My Lady inspires me thus: sin by eating buttered sandwiches, confess and receive repentence so as to experience God.

[Hoshiko]

I use margarine. With no trans fats.

I guess that means that Eris is gonna strrike me down. Put in a good word for me horab, and ask that she doesn't melt my shoes too, because they've been good shoes.