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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
March 05, 2005, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: ?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyShe didn't do it, that's the beauty of it. She threw an apple, 3 goddesses couldn't agree, the head god was a chicken shit then throw in a horny human male. At any point, if any one of the other players had been more mature than a 3rd grader we wouldn't have had the Trojan War. All because of an apple. She is the wings of the butterfly in the Amazon that creates a record number of hurricanes in Florida. Kallisti!

Of course Eris knew they'd fight, duh, why else did she put the intentionally vague "Kallisti" on the apple instead of "For the Bride?" She was testing them, and they flunked big time.

:mrgreen:  >:D

Chef told me to say:

"AND1!!"
!!!!!1She is thee one and only Goddess.  All the other Gods and Goddesses are just figments of HER [spongebob voice]imagination[/spongebob voice]

Then who'd she throw the apple to?  Hmmm?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#16
March 05, 2005, 06:33:09 PM
QuoteNice post. However, you erred in the above sentence.

FACT: Eris doesn't care about humanity. Look at what she did to us, just because some of the other Gods snubbed her. She doesn't care, in fact, she doesn't even realize we're here.

Maybe she does, and maybe she doesn't. The point is, she seems to like Chaos. Alot. And that Chaos which invelops me during my times of obsession, the discord that teaches me, is obviously the same chaos that she creates. So attribute it to her benevolence, so what?! Who am I hurting if I believe so?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Ben

#17
March 05, 2005, 06:33:11 PM
One of HER alternate tentacles.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
March 05, 2005, 06:38:14 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

So attribute it to her benevolence, so what?! Who am I hurting if I believe so?

America.  

Stop hurting America, BMW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#19
March 05, 2005, 06:39:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe

So attribute it to her benevolence, so what?! Who am I hurting if I believe so?

America.  

Stop hurting America, BMW.

But what will we do for fun now?

B_M_W

#20
March 05, 2005, 06:44:02 PM
QuoteAmerica.

Stop hurting America, BMW.

America is hurting itself. What we need is some good ol' fasion Erisian justice to get the cycles that have stagnated into Destructive Anerisianism moving again.

Id vote for Eris for pres. At least things would be more interesting.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
March 05, 2005, 06:45:50 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
QuoteAmerica.

Stop hurting America, BMW.

America is hurting itself. What we need is some good ol' fasion Erisian justice to get the cycles that have stagnated into Destructive Anerisianism moving again.

Id vote for Eris for pres. At least things would be more interesting.

There is nothing aneristic about Bush.

He is, IMO, the #1 Discordian Saint.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#22
March 05, 2005, 06:46:38 PM
Eris for President?!!!!


Hell yes!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
March 05, 2005, 06:48:25 PM
Quote from: agent compassionEris for President?!!!!


Hell yes!

Nope.  SHe isn't AMerican-born, and is thus ineligible.

Besides, why the hell would she take the demotion?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

agent compassion

#24
March 05, 2005, 06:51:24 PM
She can possess anyone she wants, doi.

AS-YET-UNKNOWN ERISTIC AVATAR FOR PRESIDENT '08!

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

B_M_W

#25
March 05, 2005, 06:51:52 PM
QuoteThere is nothing aneristic about Bush.

He is, IMO, the #1 Discordian Saint.

Nahh, he's not smart enough to be the Chaotician that you think he is. In fact, hes just one part of a hive organization. And as a whole, they are definatly the image of Greyface.

Maybe I should make some buttons....Eris for President....hmmmm....
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

agent compassion

#26
March 05, 2005, 06:56:23 PM
He's so grey, he even wears grey suits!!!!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
March 05, 2005, 06:56:42 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
QuoteThere is nothing aneristic about Bush.

He is, IMO, the #1 Discordian Saint.

Nahh, he's not smart enough to be the Chaotician that you think he is. In fact, hes just one part of a hive organization. And as a whole, they are definatly the image of Greyface.

Maybe I should make some buttons....Eris for President....hmmmm....

Who says you have to be smart, or even good, to be a discordian?

Bush has caused more chaos than anyone since Sergio Princip.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bob the Mediocre

#28
March 05, 2005, 06:59:59 PM
I think a lot of it has been created through trying to impose order, so I'd say he's an unintentional discordian saint. Not that the distinction matters much, just saying.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
March 05, 2005, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Bob the BabyI think a lot of it has been created through trying to impose order, so I'd say he's an unintentional discordian saint. Not that the distinction matters much, just saying.

I don't see any distinction, at all.  Motives are meaningless in this context.

Whattaya think this is?  CHRISTIANITY? :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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