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Started by B_M_W, March 05, 2005, 05:27:27 AM

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#90
March 08, 2005, 11:31:49 PM
1) Dude, Microorganisms and COCKROACHES for crying out loud! Jebus, are you really that stupid? Besides, take a look at Sinner Bob's site. All the nukes in existance would not destroy the earth. What takes the longest in evolution is single celled organism evolution. Once you got those, its only about 1-1.5 billion years till you got macroscopic land forms. From there, the evolutionary process is pretty quick.

2)And why would YUO be? If you think you are above any other person, your just as fucked up as the rest of the retarded pigfuckers who think they are above others.

3) WTF, Bob?! STFU!!1one! ^___^
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
March 08, 2005, 11:35:40 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe1) Dude, Microorganisms and COCKROACHES for crying out loud! Jebus, are you really that stupid? Besides, take a look at Sinner Bob's site. All the nukes in existance would not destroy the earth. What takes the longest in evolution is single celled organism evolution. Once you got those, its only about 1-1.5 billion years till you got macroscopic land forms. From there, the evolutionary process is pretty quick.

2)And why would you be? If you think you are above any other person, your just as fucked up as the rest of the retarded pigfuckers who think they are above others.

3) WTF, Bob?! STFU!!1one! ^___^

1.  Not true.  While cockroaches are more resistant to radiation than humans, they still die when frozen.  Are you really that stupid?

2.  I am one superior pigfucker.  D/N/T.  I also have clearance.  You don't.  Suck it.

3.  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!  Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#92
March 08, 2005, 11:47:43 PM
Dude, protists are gonna survive. Bacteria is going to survive, and chemicals will always be there for them to begin again. Do you really think it was easy for early terra lifeforms?

But seriously, you can take your omniscent cock stroaking hands and go fuck yourself. Oh, and don't forget to use high grade big buisness supported pornograpy, and remember to clean up after yourself!

8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

East Coast Hustle

#93
March 09, 2005, 12:01:54 AM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthoodperhaps if we start all over from scratch, and keep the mistakes of the first time around firmly in mind, we might build something that works next time...
8)

Humans can't remember the mistakes we made last week.

yeah...that's why we'll do away with homo sapiens sapiens and only those of us who have managed to evolve into homo sapiens superior will get to stick around...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#94
March 09, 2005, 12:43:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
2.  I am one superior pigfucker.  D/N/T.  I also have clearance.  You don't.  Suck it.

[little giggly girl voice - southern accent flavor]
I do just LOVE a man with clearance!
[/little giggly girl voice - southern accent flavor]

hehehehehehehe

EraPassing

#95
March 09, 2005, 12:47:48 AM
*worriedly checks the label on her personal pedigree*
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#96
March 09, 2005, 09:54:22 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_WannabeBut seriously, you can take your omniscent cock stroaking hands and go fuck yourself. Oh, and don't forget to use high grade big buisness supported pornograpy, and remember to clean up after yourself!


It's "omniscient", "stroking", "business", and "pornography".  

You're welcome.

TGRR,
Is laughing at you, boy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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