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Rev Roger Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 07, 2005, 10:47:12 PM

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Efrim

#45
March 11, 2005, 02:14:55 AM
Roger, playing Styx on a public place is the very definition of disturbing the peace. He was hurting himself and others with his terrible choice in music. Besides, i didn't mace the poor fool (obviously not a good option for a small indoor bar), I just told the right girl who hit 21-06 on the jukebox...and who that person had been sleeping with...the situation resolved virtually itself.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
March 11, 2005, 02:18:04 AM
Quote from: EfrimRoger, playing Styx on a public place is the very definition of disturbing the peace. He was hurting himself and others with his terrible choice in music. Besides, i didn't mace the poor fool (obviously not a good option for a small indoor bar), I just told the right girl who hit 21-06 on the jukebox...and who that person had been sleeping with...the situation resolved virtually itself.

You FOOL!  I told you to stop smoking that shit!  They'll get you, one fine day, and you'll be put in a cage, and the general public will be allowed to poke you with sticks!

You shouldn't have messed with Larry, btw, he IS the master of revenge.  He knows people, Ef...people that will snatch you up by the back of your pants and tear your shirt off and paint your nails pink and your eyes blue and drop you in the Batavia Bowl/The Gutter.

You're a marked man.  Start running.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#47
March 11, 2005, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

You FOOL!  I told you to stop smoking that shit!  They'll get you, one fine day, and you'll be put in a cage, and the general public will be allowed to poke you with sticks!

You shouldn't have messed with Larry, btw, he IS the master of revenge.  He knows people, Ef...people that will snatch you up by the back of your pants and tear your shirt off and paint your nails pink and your eyes blue and drop you in the Batavia Bowl/The Gutter.

You're a marked man.  Start running.

Rog, you've always been good for a laugh. The mob only managed to take down Harrison Bergeron with a high powered shotgun; and I'm not nearly as foolhardy as he was.

Yeah, Larry knows Cleatus and Bubba down at the gutter. So? We both know that these sorry townies are the least fit monkeys of our modern society. Besides, Larry doesn't even know it was me. I only spoke the truth, it could have been anyone.

I know when the time comes to run. The last run of mine resulted in a well-loved series of stories about Europe (which I will finish someday...). Perhaps you've read them?
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
March 11, 2005, 02:40:52 AM
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

You FOOL!  I told you to stop smoking that shit!  They'll get you, one fine day, and you'll be put in a cage, and the general public will be allowed to poke you with sticks!

You shouldn't have messed with Larry, btw, he IS the master of revenge.  He knows people, Ef...people that will snatch you up by the back of your pants and tear your shirt off and paint your nails pink and your eyes blue and drop you in the Batavia Bowl/The Gutter.

You're a marked man.  Start running.

Rog, you've always been good for a laugh. The mob only managed to take down Harrison Bergeron with a high powered shotgun; and I'm not nearly as foolhardy as he was.

Yeah, Larry knows Cleatus and Bubba down at the gutter. So? We both know that these sorry townies are the least fit monkeys of our modern society. Besides, Larry doesn't even know it was me. I only spoke the truth, it could have been anyone.

I know when the time comes to run. The last run of mine resulted in a well-loved series of stories about Europe (which I will finish someday...). Perhaps you've read them?

1.  The mob didn't take down Harrison Bergeron, that government broad did.  Don't step with Vonnegut until you have your facts straight.

2.  Cletus and Bubba may be the least fit monkeys, but they ARE monkeys, and (as we recently saw on the news) monkeys would fucking ANYBODY.

3.  Yes, I remember that quite well, Ef.  YOU got to go to Europe, and I got to go to AZ.  Don't think I've forgotten.  How else could Larry know who nailed him?  :twisted:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#49
March 11, 2005, 02:54:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

1.  The mob didn't take down Harrison Bergeron, that government broad did.  Don't step with Vonnegut until you have your facts straight.

2.  Cletus and Bubba may be the least fit monkeys, but they ARE monkeys, and (as we recently saw on the news) monkeys would fucking ANYBODY.

3.  Yes, I remember that quite well, Ef.  YOU got to go to Europe, and I got to go to AZ.  Don't think I've forgotten.  How else could Larry know who nailed him?  :twisted:

1. My apolgies to Mr. Vonnegut, I am distracted at the moment due to a paper I'm writing at the moment on the virtues of self-defense training.

2. Monkeys, but ones of the slowest variety both physically and mentally. They won't catch me. and if they do, I'll figure something out. I'm a vicious creature myself. No worries

3. Heh, well his speculation won't prove much. I've been laying rumors about town that testify to my innocence in the matter. The finger will be pointed on some...less upstanding members of the community.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
March 11, 2005, 03:08:15 AM
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

1.  The mob didn't take down Harrison Bergeron, that government broad did.  Don't step with Vonnegut until you have your facts straight.

2.  Cletus and Bubba may be the least fit monkeys, but they ARE monkeys, and (as we recently saw on the news) monkeys would fucking ANYBODY.

3.  Yes, I remember that quite well, Ef.  YOU got to go to Europe, and I got to go to AZ.  Don't think I've forgotten.  How else could Larry know who nailed him?  :twisted:

1. My apolgies to Mr. Vonnegut, I am distracted at the moment due to a paper I'm writing at the moment on the virtues of self-defense training.

2. Monkeys, but ones of the slowest variety both physically and mentally. They won't catch me. and if they do, I'll figure something out. I'm a vicious creature myself. No worries

3. Heh, well his speculation won't prove much. I've been laying rumors about town that testify to my innocence in the matter. The finger will be pointed on some...less upstanding members of the community.

1.  Mr Vonnegut says to make sure your dental insurance is paid up.  Why did you so foolishly test?

2.  Monkeys on Harleys.  You're doomed.

3.  Let's just say he has a source.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Efrim

#51
March 11, 2005, 03:11:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1.  Mr Vonnegut says to make sure your dental insurance is paid up.  Why did you so foolishly test?

2.  Monkeys on Harleys.  You're doomed.

3.  Let's just say he has a source.

You dirty pig-fucker. You'll get everything thats coming to you. I've always depended on human treachery, and I do have certain safeguards for these occasions.

Paybacks are hell, Roger.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
March 11, 2005, 03:22:27 AM
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
1.  Mr Vonnegut says to make sure your dental insurance is paid up.  Why did you so foolishly test?

2.  Monkeys on Harleys.  You're doomed.

3.  Let's just say he has a source.

You dirty pig-fucker. You'll get everything thats coming to you. I've always depended on human treachery, and I do have certain safeguards for these occasions.

Paybacks are hell, Roger.

:lol:

I'M not the one that should be worried about paybacks.  After that rotten stunt you pulled at the Karaoke bar, half of this town wants you 6 feet under.

:lol:

TGRR,
Is still laughing about THAT one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#53
March 11, 2005, 03:23:44 AM
Quote2. Monkeys on Harleys. You're doomed

Era might be scared of hanging with you guys, but I'm starting to wonder if our paths have crossed at some point :shock:  :twisted:

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
March 11, 2005, 03:42:50 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote2. Monkeys on Harleys. You're doomed

Era might be scared of hanging with you guys, but I'm starting to wonder if our paths have crossed at some point :shock:  :twisted:

It's entirely possible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#55
March 11, 2005, 04:09:31 AM
Yeah.  Well.

All that optimism I was displaying earlier?  That's been squashed.

:roll:
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
March 11, 2005, 04:15:35 AM
Quote from: EraPassingYeah.  Well.

All that optimism I was displaying earlier?  That's been squashed.

:roll:

How?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#57
March 11, 2005, 07:53:45 PM
Monkeys on Harleys, and karaoke bars.
That's how.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#58
March 11, 2005, 07:55:48 PM
Quote from: EraPassingMonkeys on Harleys, and karaoke bars.
That's how.
I can understand not liking karaoke, but what's wrong with Monkeys on Harley's? 8)

East Coast Hustle

#59
March 11, 2005, 08:02:17 PM
again, backwards.

what's wrong with karaoke bars?

8)
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