Metaprogramming advice

[Blind Idiot God]

I find myself wanting to experience a Buddhist-like mind tunnel as of late...I've recently found myself with a huge, gaping lack of moderation.

So...can anyone give me some helpful hints on brainwashing myself, i.e. ,metaprogramming, into the Buddhist paradigm?

[agent compassion]

Two words:

Maple syrup.

LOTS of it.

[DJRubberducky]

Google for "HAMR".

[Ben]

Follow the Noble Eightfold path

1. Right View
2. Right Intention
3. Right Speech    
4. Right Action
5. Right Livelihood
6. Right Effort    
7. Right Mindfulness
8. Right Concentration

When you have finished those steps, focus on the Notorious left-handed Eightfold path.

1. I see ugly people
2.  Kill!  Kill!  Kill!
3.  Did I say that?
4.  Whoops!
5.  Kill me now
6.  Can I go home now?
7.  I'm sorry.  I wasn't paying attention.
8.  Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

[agent compassion]

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[Horab Fibslager]

go get a job at a small plastics factory. whiel reading buddha stuff ony uor breaks and free time. +10 points for reading only th esanskrit versions even fi you don't understand sanskrit.

[Zurtok Khan]

Go read every piece of buddhist literature you possibly can.  Then go out into the middle of a crowded street, take your buddhist books, yell "SHIT FUCK COCK TITTY ASS BARBARA STRISEND SHIT FUCK ASS TITTY COCK" while ripping up your books.

Wait for the police to come and take you to the mental hospital.  While at the mental hospital take a vow of silence until they let you out.

Then, go grope some sexy zen master, and learn the true nature of life by playing with horse testicles.